Ching Chong Chinaman went to milk a cow.
Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how.
Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong tit.
Ching Chong Chinaman got covered in shit.
Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how.
Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong tit.
Ching Chong Chinaman got covered in shit.
by peacha October 18, 2008

This is a sex act in which the receiving partner is bent over and taking it in the ass. Then, right before climax, pull out, flip them over on their back, and quickly jizz in their eyes. Then, kick them in the side of the leg. Now, their on their three remaining limbs with their eyes closed shut, and viola! A Three Legged Chinaman.
Andy: "So dude, I gave the 'ho a three legged chinaman last night!"
Randy: "Nice man!"
Mandy: "Ah! I can't see where I'm going Andy!"
Randy: "Nice man!"
Mandy: "Ah! I can't see where I'm going Andy!"
by Anonymous Bee. Tard November 7, 2007

by bill a. January 11, 2004

A slang phrase for vaping a disposable electronic cigarette.
It's a reference to Chinese factory workers who 'directly' test every stick before it leaves production line.
It's a reference to Chinese factory workers who 'directly' test every stick before it leaves production line.
Youngster A: Hey dude, wanna kiss a chinaman* after school?
Youngster B: Sure man. Damn, I want to kiss a chinaman* so badly. That's the only thing on my mind since morning.
*(In some regional variations, the second part is silent)
Youngster B: Sure man. Damn, I want to kiss a chinaman* so badly. That's the only thing on my mind since morning.
*(In some regional variations, the second part is silent)
by freakyscholar June 13, 2024

When a female sexual partner "squirts" on your Persian rug. In reference to The Big Lebowski and the Chinaman urinating on the rug that pulled the room together.
"Dude, why is your rug wet?"
"The wife and I were doing it on the floor and The Chinaman paid a visit.
"The wife and I were doing it on the floor and The Chinaman paid a visit.
by Smokiechick November 4, 2023

A political operatives boss with direct control over the operative. Primarily used in 20th century Chicago Democratic Machine politics. An Alderman or ward committeeman or both
by atty1chgo July 25, 2023

The Chinese Paralympic track and field superstar. Although he does not have the mental capacity to learn how to wash his dishes, he is still determined to one day make a better guac than his roommate. He knows that once he has done this, he can finally earn Ju's love.
by Dean Lane November 26, 2024
