Cap'n Crunch

drugs (mainly cocaine) smuggled through food

Homie: So when am I getting the Cap'n Crunch???? I NEED IT GOD DAMMIT!!!!
Dealer: Soon enough... chill out....

by Bensta November 27, 2005

Cap'N

Spelt with a capital N, there is only one Cap'N. Often mistaken as Captain which is completely false in every possible way.

Person #1: Is that Captain Walsh?
Person #2: No it's Cap'N Walsh silly.

by The Chief of The Tribe May 13, 2011

Cap'n Trade

1. Superhero who's supposed to be able to save the planet.

Only Cap'n Trade can save us now!

by tangledupinbloo December 14, 2009

Cap'n Crunch mouth

When the roof of your mouth gets all torn up after eating Cap'n Crunch or some other rough food.

I get Cap'n Crunch mouth after eating 2 bowls of that friggin cereal!

by Carla Reyes December 31, 2007

Crunchatize me cap'n!

when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum

hot girl: "crunchatize me cap'n!"
captain: "iv'e been waiting my whole life for this moment"

by happycaptain September 18, 2020

Sweet Cap'n Cakes

Cool band

"Wow Sweet Cap'n Cakes is a cool band"

by XxGarfieldxX October 21, 2021

Cap'n Crunch mouth

When the roof of your mouth is shredded from eating food that is crispy or porous like some breakfast cereals.

I have Cap'n Crunch mouth from breakfast and the roof of my mouth needs time to recover.

by Bamafan1 October 12, 2011