cal pal

Annoying person who no one likes except coffee black

cal pal is annoying

by CaseyS460 February 4, 2022

Cal Piece

A Piece of equipment in a game that looked great but rolled like shit.

oh i rolled a cal piece earlier.

by gamerug April 9, 2025

cal aero preserve academy

bruh wtf why are all the hot girls emo

Guys why th is all the hot girls emo??? Such a cal aero preserve academy.

by 249872 October 20, 2021

professor cal

Professor Cal, AKA Cal, California, or Calaway (Daddy) is husband and will forever be husband. He is nice, funny and he has one of the best voices I have ever hear in my entire life.

Did you hear that Professor Cal got his YouTube banned?

by Girlfriend material November 21, 2020

Post-Cal Clarity

Post-Calorie Clarity (or PCC) is a phenomenon similar to post-nut clarity, but instead of an orgasm you get a feeling of regret for eating so much unhealthy food, because you followed your cravings instead of following your goddamn meal plan.

"I cheated man, I did it again"
"Holy shit, don't you dare tell me..."
"I ate 2 packs of noodles man, and I LOVED IT"
"Did the Post-Cal Clarity hit at least?"
"Yeah it did, after my 4th slice of pizza"
"Wait, you ate noodles AND pizza?"

by Dangerous Singularity August 26, 2021

Pulling a Cal

"Pulling a Cal" or to "Pull a Cal", when a person leaves their friends in middle of an intense fight to go afk for a bit.

"I need to afk"-Person 1
"In middle of a fight, bro?"-Person 2
"I need to pee"-Person 1
"You are so pulling a Cal right now"-Person 2

by Butterfly_Effect October 12, 2015

US Government, model of 1911 pistol, cal .45 ACP

Brainchild of the legendary arms inventor John Moses Browning, it is a single action, short recoil operated, magazine fed auto loader. This venerable pistol had seen service in the US armed forces for 85 years since its official adoption in 1911. Originally chambered in the new (at the time) .45 ACP (automatic Colt pistol) The .45 "Auto" cartridge is a direct descendant of the much older .45 COLT revolver cartridge. The pistol was beginning to be replaced in the late 1980's by the Beretta 92f (M9 military designation) chambered in NATO standard 9x19mm. The 1911 pistol still remains popular in military service in special forces detachments such as Army Rangers, Delta and certain US Marine units. This pistol/cartridge combination has been battle proven as a very tough and reliable military sidearm. The Vietnam war wound studies of US military trauma surgeon Dr. Martin Fackler have revealed that the .45 has excellent terminal ballistics even in a military 230 gr. hardball round. In the civil market this firearm and newer various clones remain one of the most popular pistol types particularly for concealed carry and defense.

I choose .45", "because needing to shoot twice is just silly. " "US Government, model of 1911 pistol, cal .45 ACP is the only pistol I will ever need!"

by thebluelightning June 29, 2010