cockblocked by circumstance

when somebody's situation in life makes sex very hard or impossible

examples are
financial situation

living situation
disability
appearance

Joe wants to have sex with Lisa, but he can't because they both share a studio apartment with a roommate.
Joe is "cockblocked by circumstance."

by eythorh92 October 31, 2020

Cockblocked by your pet

When you’re about the fuck the baddest bitch in the ocean but she’s so into you’re pets that you end being blue balled or sitting alone cause your pet gets all the attention

Matt:I was about to bang Lisa last night but Fido got in the way

Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet

Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me

by Niggalini March 31, 2022

cocks by 90

Cocks by 90 means we will win by 90. It's become popularized on Barstool Sports, directly relating to us. We use it for everything, from hash tagging a wicked beer bong video to putting it on koozies or spray painting it on bedsheets. Basically saying
"Fuck yeah USC".

Bro: damn we going against Clemson

Me: Don’t matter COCKS BY 90

by Unc Bobby July 18, 2024