Sock on a Bus Stop

When you're sitting on the top deck of the bus and you see a sock on top of the bus shelter.

You don't really know how it got up there and what is it doing up there. The sock have elevated beyond its ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb arse put him there to begin with

That little man David is like a Sock on a Bus Stop. I don't know how he got here!

by Bitch named Rachel November 6, 2018

the wheels on the bus go round and round

A nicer way of saying " corruption is, was, and will be generational"

Hilary Clinton cooing her granddaughter: sweetie, we Clintons live by a different set of rules. remember, you are destined for great things, corruption is not genetic. Corruption is a case of the wheels on the bus go round and round.

by Sexydimma July 3, 2016

On the Bus

A subtle way to indicate a lesbian!

Ray : that girls hot!
Brian: your wasting your time mate she's on the bus!

by Koomdogg January 25, 2009

Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?

A game that consists of posing the question: "Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?" Then two options are provided, fictional characters, prominent figures, or acquaintances. The person(s) who the question then selects from the choices and then poses a new scenario. Different scenarios are possible but is usually that the bus ride is of medium duration of length, too long to go without acknowledging the other parties presence, but too short to create a meaningful bonding experience.

Who would you rather sit next to on a bus? . . .
Rep. Joe Wilson or the cast of the Jersey Shore?
Charlie Sheen or Emilio Estevez?
Oliver Cromwell or Andrew Jackson?

by public_transportation_fan January 9, 2010

Jacket on the bus

When you are on the bus, and a female (or male) puts a jacket over their hand, to hide them giving you pleasure with their hand.

Guy 1: So what did you do yesterday?
Guys 2: On the way home, some thot, gave me a quick, Jacket on the Bus.

by Dqaweserdrtgyhu9ijkpop[l[; February 22, 2018

on the bus

Term used to describe the last day at work before your vacation. You are at work physically, but not mentally.

Boss: "Hey, get back to work, you haven't done crap all day!"
Employee: "Sorry, I'm on the bus, going on vacation tomorrow."

by Cher-E March 13, 2008

harshing on my bus

Generally playing the "Devil's Advocate" when I'm trying to make a point, or irritating me into answering a question, or giving me a hard time when uncalled for.

"I was trying to eat my chalupa when this bitch came up and got up in my face about how I should be vegetarian or some shit, so I told her to quit harshing on my bus."

by Blacksta' McGillicuddy June 5, 2005