Ron Burgundy

Legendary anchor for Channel Four News, and one swavvy man who likes scotch. Sometimes he walks around with an erection while smelling like a turd covered in burnt hair, but it doesn't matter to this stallion of man, who's not afraid to shoot you in the back of the head with a BB gun.

The Human Torch, was DENIED a bank loan...

Ron Burgundy: It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.

by Gamingtrevor April 17, 2006

Turd Burgundy

A sexual act in which the receiving party does a full split and watches nickelodeon while their partner masturabes themselves from a closet wearing a superman cape

John:
" Me and Lisa did a turd burgundy last night but my cape was still dirty from the last time".

by Jeremy Asia man May 23, 2021

The Ron Burgundy

A quote "massive erection"- specifically one which requires that you walk-it-off.

Jesus Mary, i have a bad case of The Ron Burgundy and I am going to need to walk this off

by Homebboyy December 28, 2009

Straight Burgundy

Not slick. The opposite of cool. This is the bottom of the hierarchy of being. No conscious style or effort in fashion shown. Very much not put together.

'Woah, did you see that one kid? Straight burgundy, mate.'
'See that girl? Yeah she's straight burgundy'
'Dude, you're not killin it today- you're lookin' straight BURGUNDY'.

by spicym8 May 13, 2015

Papa Burgundy

Weed, reefer, marijuana, dankacity

Hi-o wheres that Papa Burgundy??

Its time for burgundy!

by Dooshbeyag October 9, 2006

Yawn Burgundy

The classic, yet ridiculously cheesy date move where a person fake yawns, stretches, and puts their arm around their date.

I was nervous on our first date, but I pulled a Yawn Burgundy on her and it was smooth sailing from there. 60% of the time it works..every time.

by Yawn Burgundy September 2, 2014

Furry Burgundy

A hairy ass that is tappable

She could use a good wax but I'd still tap that furry burgundy.

by Rhonda Ronokke January 27, 2020