Boo boo ass bum dude

Colton Davis, any person who sits around all day and is always up in your koolaid

See that boo boo ass bum dude sitting over their

by Tweekertown December 7, 2019

fake ass bum

Phony ass people with nothing going on in their lives but to cause drama and hate on people they envy.

Fake ass bums always try to stir up drama because they have nothing else going on in life.

by Real over fake April 13, 2017

Professional Ass Bum

A person who is overqualified to be just a literal bum, they are exceptionally skilled in the art of their trade.

Their lively-hood consist of a very strategic master manipulation ploy to go above and beyond all acts of the call of duty BUMISM!

To be considered a professional ass bum you must NEVER be able to keep a job past a 2-4 week time period. Always, find a way to not keep a job...EXCUSES!

You must always appear to look like you are indeed not a bum.

You must be an expert in doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, yet appear to be EVERYTHING.

To become a master in Professional Ass Bumism... you sabotage everything around you that does NOT benefit you.

Only a Professional Ass Bum has the ability to make a career out of this lifestyle.

"There is only one answer to explain Omar, he has got to be a PROFESSIONAL ASS BUM!?"

by ThaRealZaddddy12 November 7, 2019

Bum crumb ass nigga

a bum crumb ass nigga is that one nigga who thinks they the shit but actually fucken ass at everything they do, video games, school, and hell, even making friends. You can tell if somebody’s a bum crumb ass nigga if they wear their beanie at the top of their head with the top of the beanie all raggy n shit. They also wear baseball caps backwards and sitting on the top of their head so that they seem to have a tall head, bc their heads are small and their brains are small, and end up looking extra retarded.

Person 1: damn yo Damian is a fucken bum crumb ass nigga
Person 2: what do you mean?
Person 1: I mean just look at how this bum ass nigga wears his hat! Wtf!?

by senor_jerome November 18, 2019

ass-bum

a homeless person who is really mean and smells bad

I tried to give the ass-bum some changes but he peed on my shoes.

by budely January 21, 2012

Tight-Ass Bum

The Anal Cavity is one of three passages in the female body used for male sexual gratification.

The more constricting it is, against the penis, the more pleasure is generated for the man. And - if she delights in the experience of being stimulated anally - for the female, also.

If she has been used by a lot of men, the bitch is unlikely to have a tight-ass bum. But if she is still new to anal sex, there is lots of fun to be had!

Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum... These sluts are begging for you to cum inside their pussies or tight-ass bum! Watch as we fill five beautiful holes with hot love liquid. These fine-ass babes get stuffed with pounds of man meat until they are given a creamy treat!

by Dexter Day June 13, 2010

micklepock [bum crack] [ass cleavage]

the top of your ass crack that usually reveals itself when you bend over.
i.e. builders bum

"dude, check out the chicks micklepock bum crack ass cleavage... i'd love to give it a lick."

"god damn i've got an itchy micklepock bum crack ass cleavage."

"woah!!! mate, pull up your trousers. your micklepock bum crack ass cleavage is giving me the stink eye"

by Lukris Aaromatt January 15, 2009