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Iranian Bullwhip

The act of defecating inside a sock and soaking it in a cup of urine for a while, then slapping said shit-filled sock on a car/door/person/small animal/etc.
"Dude, I did an Iranian Bullwhip on Old Man Jenkins car!"

"Oh god, that shit'll stink for weeks!"
by FranklinTempleton August 20, 2011
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bullwhipboy

A short king who uses any excuse to slam his fist on the desk. Spends ludicrously excessive amounts of money on espresso machines to make buck fifty motel breakfast grade coffee for the price of a used truck. Anyone who beats him in an online game is overpowered or cheating, while anyone he beats is a simpleton scrub. Possesses an ass which rivals that of Nicki Minaj.
Looks like Bullwhipboy is sitting alone in the Discord call again…
by Known JLS Associate July 1, 2023
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Colorado Bullwhip

noun (extremely niche / hypothetical sexual fetish practice)

A makeshift single-tail bullwhip hand-braided from perianal hair (commonly called "anal hair" or "ass hair") that has been deliberately collected and allowed to grow over an extended period of time until a sufficient quantity is amassed for braiding. Once completed, the whip is used to administer impact play — specifically whipping the buttocks — during anal intercourse, with the intent of turning the partner's rear a bright red color through repeated strikes. The practice may apply to partners of any gender.
"She surprised me on our anniversary with an Colorado Bullwhip she'd been secretly braiding from her own stash... let's just say her cheeks were glowing brighter than a stoplight by the end of the night."
by Braiden Crackmore January 19, 2026
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