BROWN FINGER SHUFFLE

THE LONG AWAITED SCRATCHING OF THE ARSEHOLE, USUALLY DELAYED BY BEING IN COMPANY, OR JUST GOOD MANNERS

I'm sorry your majesty, but you must excuse me for a moment, I have the urgent need of a brown finger shuffle
Certainly President Obama, these state banquets do give rise to the restless ringpiece !

by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching April 9, 2010

brown fuzion

When 2 guys for whatever homosexual reason touch there brown eyes together.

In the porno those guys did the brown fuzion.

by kstan34 August 10, 2010

brown finger surprise

a person who is wiping one's self with a generic brand or a one-ply piece of toilet paper after defacating will often experience a brown finger surprise. a brown finger surprise is caused by ungraceful shoving of toilet paper into one's butt hole with such force that it will tear at the pressure points (fingers) thus causing left over excretments to lodge into one's fingernails or get stuck onto other parts of their finger. to avoid a brown finger surprise be sure to by two-ply or double or triple fold the one-ply sheets.

guy 1: hey what toilet paper do you use?
guy 2: oh i use *insert generic store brand of toilet paper here* all the time. its cheap.
guy 1: oh i used that once but was to lazy to triple up on the sheets and got a brown finger surprise. it was all stuck in my fingernails and i smelled literally like shit for my date
guy 2: oh dude that is horrible if you are really that lazy buy charmin it holds together nice
guy 1: well ever since then i have and no brown finger surprises
guy 2: nice

by my name is a secret shhh December 2, 2010

Brown Falconer

When you deposit fecal matter on your clenched fist and proceed to strike a female companion.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Brown Falconer

What the fuck is that?

It's when you shit on your fist and a punch a bitch!

by JohnEBlaze May 5, 2011

brown fish

often a large matter that can be troublesome to flush.

1)i cannot flush the brown fish

2)the toilet is blocked by brown fish

by TheBrocks May 14, 2006

Brown Frown

marijuana of an exceptionaly poor quality.
also known as bunk

yeah, this rando hucked a sack of the brown frown into the car and told me it was nugz.

by matt L February 9, 2005

Brown fountain

When a girl/guy squirts from her/his ass when banged.

If the girl has had taco's the evening before and gets fucked so hard that she squirts a brown fountain of excrements.

by Dr. No Skill February 13, 2010