Bros before Moses

a battlefield remark which distracted a pursuing army, and allowed for Moses to successfully lead his people out of Egypt

According to a new lost old scroll just now found, the pursuing ancient army knew it was screwed when someone yelled, ""Bros before Moses."

by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013

bros 4 life or B4L

Guyz use it when referring to a really good friend that they have been through a lot of shit with. And will alwayz be friends no matter what. Abbreviation: B4L

Yo John. You alwayz there for me. You's my bro 4 life.

by pAtmOthAFnpRIcE March 24, 2003

Bros before hoes

Everyone knows what this means at this point. Bros before hoes is good, but in moderation. You gotta know when to prioritize which, and what people don't seem to realize is that women (girlfriends included) can be your bros too. You can't use bros before hoes as an excuse to ditch your girl everytime plans happen to collide between the two of them. That's how she'll end up breaking up with, or even start cheating on you as a result of feeling alone and unwanted by the one she loves the most. It's ok to ditch your bros every once in a while, just learn when is the time for what.

Bros who want to deprive you from hanging with other people aren't your bros, they are toxic and controlling people.

Good example:
Guy 1: Hey man, ready to get smashed tonight?
Guy 2: Nah man, my lady wants me to stay home and do chores this evening. Maybe next-
Guy 1: No way Jose. You got time to clean once you get home. See ya tonight.

Bad example:
Guy 1: Yoo, ready to hit the club?
Guy 2: I told you, I'm going to the movies with my girlfriend tonight. I've been hanging with you guys all past week anyway. Now that she got a couple days off I can finally make some time for her, she's been wanting this for so long and I really wanna do this for her and
Guy 1: Nice try. You know the bro code right? Bros before hoes? Be there or be square. See ya tonight.

by Immaturkey October 30, 2018

bros mad

hoes mad, but boy version
both are ok

Bros mad (Bros mad x24)

by kiwibo October 19, 2019

bros before hoes kc

^^what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping with you after school and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it has become increasingly apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term.

a special mention to: rachael chow and bridget tang (寶貝）

"bros before hoes" i uttered under my breath as she was pulled from the train

she whispered a pathetic "sorry" all the whilst avoiding eye contact with me, before promptly receiving a multitude of forehead hickies. does she feel guilt, leaving me in the dust? or is she void of human emotion, but a placeholder for the wonderful woman (?) she once was?

"bros before hoes kc" i muttered, moments before i ended it all.

by ifuckinghatenaomi6969696969 October 30, 2022

bros before hoes

the law stating that always keep your buds before the significant other.

gotta keep the priorities straight, yo.

ho: let's go bowling.
dude: i be goin' out skeet shootin' wit' mah broes tonight. you know how it is.
ho: tru dat!

by Kaldingo Balzingo January 7, 2004

bros before hoes

The most true saying ever. You put your friends, homeis, what have you (bros) before your girlfriend, wife, mistress, etc (hoes). Always. Putting hoes before bros is wrong. It breaks all forms of comradery, homie-ship, and friendship. Never put your hoes before bros. NOTE: Putting hoe-bros before hoes is exceptible. Hoe-bros are friends who you are not romantically involved with, and also not trying to bang. But still put your bros before hoe-bros.

Alex: Let's go smoke some weed!
John: Sorry man, I can't. Monique doesn't want me to do weed.
Alex: Dude, you're getting whipped! Bros before hoes!
John: Well played. Go get your lighter.

by Comrade 47 April 30, 2008