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Brolitia

noun- A large fighting force culled primarily from the ranks of your closest bros, is often wild, aggressive, and ready to do battle. The brolitia is usually assembled for an express purpose, and is fuelled by Natty Light, 40's, and weed. Summoned by the blowing of a conch.

Origin- A portmanteau of bro and militia
a) Bros, some creepy fag is following my girlfriend and her friends home from a houseparty...they may be in danger. Let's assemble the brolitia, kick the shit out of them, and then all her friends will bang you out of gratitude.

b) George Washington though the British were a bunch of dicks so he assembled a brolitia and drove them from the continent.

c) The Viet Cong could technically be a brolitia, because of the copious amounts of dank Thai weed they smoked. Al Qaeda, however, is not a brolitia because they don't smoke, drink, or get ANY pussy.
by Evander Brolyfield April 29, 2010
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Brolationship

When two guys have a strong friendship. This friendship could be described as being "best friends" These two bros will hang out with each other every chance they get because theu enjoy each others company so much and have fun being around each other. This relationship is a hetero one.... no homo involved but these guys will be hanging out so much that people will think they are in love with each other.
Matt to his girlfriend Mandy: Hey I'm hanging out with Lucas today.

Mandy: Again? I'm getting jealous of this brolationship!!!

Matt: Don't worry...its no homo. We just enjoy kickin' it
by SwaggOnFull November 21, 2011
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