broadbent

The most awesome people have this last name and sport it like nothing else!

person one: My name is _____ Broadbent
Person two: oh you must be awesome.

by Sillybiatch November 1, 2013

Broadband Bundle

A slang word for a homosexual.

Jake: Have you seen that new teacher, he's such a broadband bundle.
Josh: Yeah he's so bent.

by JakeB_YT December 5, 2018

Broadband Hell

The place where Internet connection quality (coverage, speed, and stability) is extremely abysmal.

Indon, U$A, and €urope, whether if it's part of EU or not are the examples of broadband hell.
In AmeriKKKunt, the Internet coverage is extremely low
In €urope, even horse can send message faster than the chatting apps
Indon-NIGGA? Whoa, it's the worst of AmeriKKKunt and €urope in one

by Sir. B November 27, 2021

Baja Broadband

An New Mexico internet service provider that is less than or equal to a potato

My friend has an internet provider, Baja Broadband, that is equal to a potato, just like hughesnet

by Supermegaultrabriskicedteacow December 28, 2014

Thomas Broadbent

The kindest and most eager person you will meet. He loves being around people and lighting up a room. From his smile to his fame, nothing will get in the way. Watch out, he is probably too cool for you.

Thomas Broadbent is the coolest guy I know.

by Jake1234332 November 23, 2021

Elite Broadband

This word specifically refers to a fucking useless internet company. The company headquarters is proven to be a dodgy homeless shelter behind a convenient store. A string connected between 2 soup cans can transmit data better than this so-called internet company.

I feel like I have no purpose in this world...

If you ever feel useless, remember that Elite broadband has "Elite" in their name.

by $19 dollar footnote card November 24, 2021

who’s your broadband with?

A question often asked in certain techie shops to ascertain whom your internet provider is. The natural response to deter the annoying sales consultant is to reply “yer mum” and then walk swiftly out of the store whilst the sales consultant looks bitch-slapped.

Consultant Ben “So sir, who’s your broadband with?”
Customer “Yer mum!”

by King G of Pz September 23, 2018