All the people here are stuck up and either sneaker re sellers or whores. Everyone is either academically challenged because of their sports entry or absolute nerds. This school accepts emo’s, transgenders and fury’s and doesn’t care that their school literally cannot facilitate more people. Everyone thinks they’re the shit but they all look so grotty. Everyone dates around and in the school. They are so looked down upon and how embarrassing when after school they walk through the city and they pay nothing compared to all the $20k+ private schools here. #Embarrassing 🔵🔴🔵 Some stupid business includes no negations on tiktok which is bound to fail, up sneakers on instagram and this bald year 11 on tiktok talking about side hustles. This school is a failure and there are way too many nerds
“Who’s that poor looking state school over there in the blue”
“Oh that‘s Brisbane State High School, that’s that ugly acorn hair looking guy named Hein or something”
“Oh shame. Isn’t that Roman? And isn’t that the school Liam and Winston used to attend?”
“Oh that‘s Brisbane State High School, that’s that ugly acorn hair looking guy named Hein or something”
“Oh shame. Isn’t that Roman? And isn’t that the school Liam and Winston used to attend?”
by 69420blaze April 10, 2023
Get the Brisbane State High Schoolmug. Brisbane State High School is a partially selective, co-educational, state secondary school, located in South Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. It is a member of the Great Public Schools Association of Queensland, and the Queensland Girls' Secondary Schools Sports Association. As of 2017, the school has 3,190 students, second only to Varsity Lakes Senior School on the Gold Coast. Since the school's fantastic academic record, it has become the flagship school of the department of education and thus, directed a lot of the budget to itself. It has problems of people cheating to get their child into the school and as a result, State High has been performing a crackdown on that activity. Its rival school is supposed to be Coorparoo Secondary College, but due to a large amount of Coorparoo's funding going to State High, that rivalry is very much overlooked. State High also provides a record number of 1200 scholarships.
I go to BSHS.
My mum rented a place in west end for a month so I could get into Brisbane State High School (BSHS).
We're taking on State High this week, not keen.
My mum rented a place in west end for a month so I could get into Brisbane State High School (BSHS).
We're taking on State High this week, not keen.
by That Scoalable Guy November 30, 2018
Get the Brisbane State High School (BSHS)mug. The current North-side Gang leader (Brisbane) is Shlookus Moockus of the Paduainian district (Kedron).
Height: 9'7
Weight: 900kg
Eye colour: Brown
Early life:
He was born on the north side of the Brisbane river in a small barn in 1947. His parents were humble candle farmers. He would help out on the farm buy picking the candle trees. He found an intrest in Starwars and cameoed in Starwars: The Phantom Mince.
Mafia Life:
Kill count: 294049 (March 1st 2023)
Gang Members: 2045
Height: 9'7
Weight: 900kg
Eye colour: Brown
Early life:
He was born on the north side of the Brisbane river in a small barn in 1947. His parents were humble candle farmers. He would help out on the farm buy picking the candle trees. He found an intrest in Starwars and cameoed in Starwars: The Phantom Mince.
Mafia Life:
Kill count: 294049 (March 1st 2023)
Gang Members: 2045
Person 1: Oh god help
Person 2: Whats wrong?
Person 1: The north side is after me
Person 2: Watch out for SHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 3: NOT THE NORTH-SIDE GANG LEADER (Brisbane)
Person 2: Whats wrong?
Person 1: The north side is after me
Person 2: Watch out for SHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 3: NOT THE NORTH-SIDE GANG LEADER (Brisbane)
by MrGoolerKid March 1, 2023
Get the North-side Gang Leader (Brisbane)mug. A particularly heavy poop with an excess fecal matter expulsion from the anus. Usually used in the context of a group holding facility at a county prison.
Sometimes used as a verb:;': i.e "I went to cut this piece of trim at 30 and 1/8 inch, but I burned an inch to make it perfect and accidentally cut it at 29 and 1/8. I brisbaned the cut, bro.
Sometimes used as a verb:;': i.e "I went to cut this piece of trim at 30 and 1/8 inch, but I burned an inch to make it perfect and accidentally cut it at 29 and 1/8. I brisbaned the cut, bro.
I had three cheesy gordita crunches tonight and I just took a Brisbane. Apologies to everyone sharing a holding cell with me.
by Trystin Beewhole August 14, 2022
Get the Brisbanemug. This cunt from Brisbane who now lives in Sydney that will dangerously latch on to you but will let go of you after 3 hours as long as you can survive his yapping beak.
"That Brisbane Squid cunt doged beers with the boys again"
"The Brisbane Squid is hungover and masturbating furiously "
"You're a fuckwit, just like that Brisbane Squid cunt."
"The Brisbane Squid is hungover and masturbating furiously "
"You're a fuckwit, just like that Brisbane Squid cunt."
by Yeaaaaladdd February 27, 2019
Get the Brisbane Squidmug. The medical and sexual practice of anally penetrating someone who is constipated in order to induce defecation.
by OldPublicFunctionary February 26, 2024
Get the Brisbane Blastmug. Brisbane
When something isn’t bad, but also isn’t particularly good .. it’s just… Brisbane. Solid. Standard. Not remarkable, not offensive. Slightly interesting in how perfectly average it is. The kind of thing that doesn’t rock the boat, but does exactly what it’s meant to. Mid. Dependable. Background music. Toast with butter. The vanilla slice of experiences.
When something isn’t bad, but also isn’t particularly good .. it’s just… Brisbane. Solid. Standard. Not remarkable, not offensive. Slightly interesting in how perfectly average it is. The kind of thing that doesn’t rock the boat, but does exactly what it’s meant to. Mid. Dependable. Background music. Toast with butter. The vanilla slice of experiences.
“I tried the new café. The coffee was very Brisbane.”
“The movie wasn’t bad… not good either. Kinda Brisbane, y’know?
“She gave me this Brisbane reply: ‘Yeah, okay, sounds good.”
“My day was Brisbane. Woke up, did stuff, now I’m here.”
“The movie wasn’t bad… not good either. Kinda Brisbane, y’know?
“She gave me this Brisbane reply: ‘Yeah, okay, sounds good.”
“My day was Brisbane. Woke up, did stuff, now I’m here.”
by Dreamtide August 4, 2025
Get the Brisbanemug.