Breakfast of Champions

That white shit that the crew in the Matrix eat.

"Here 'ya go buddy, Breakfast of Champions."

by Meik April 2, 2003

Breakfast of Champions

Refers either to an unsatisfying breakfast (sour milk, burnt toast, etc) or just a generally very bad start to the day

Lynn: What’s wrong with you?

Adam: Oh. I had the breakfast of champions this morning

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

Breakfast of Champions

Any form of 'push on thru' fuel consumed between 5 and 8am following an all-nighter. Generally consisting of a cocaine, speed, pills washed down with beer or vodka.

Opening a can of Stella as Mark racked out a line, Steven looked at his beer and proclaimed

'AH, beer and coke. Breakfast of champions

by Kyza December 28, 2005

Breakfast of Champions

1: A martinni
2: A great book by a great American author Kurt Vonnegut
3: Me baby it's all me

1: "You know what they say breakfast of champions and all that, drink up."
2: "I really enjoyed reading Breakfast of Champions."
3: "Help yourselves to the breakfast of champions ladies."

by Dirty Mc Skankysheets August 26, 2004

Breakfast of Champions

rice krispies in beer; generally followed by a cigarette, and possibly some combo of leftovers from the last night, but only the beer and rice krispies are really needed for a breakfast of champions (bonus if wheaties used instead of rice crispies)

After the party we couldn't find any milk so we opted for a breakfast of champions-cigarettes and rice crispies in beer

by a-con October 2, 2007

Breakfast of Champions

3 bowls and box of pop-tarts

Bong Hit!

by Kraker McWhitey February 26, 2004

breakfast of champions

when you teabag a girl while taking a dump on her chest

Person 1: What'd you do with Stacey last night?

Person 2: Mannn shittt i let her have that breakfast of champions

Person 1: man i told you that bitch was a freak

by richy34 December 14, 2010