Braeden

A Braeden is a person who is stupid doesn't know what 9+10 is and cant tell if he is a fat lard.

Uh oh its a Braeden he is gonna try and talk to us.

by Zombieboy8you September 18, 2016

Braeden

A Braeden is a very cool gal. She is super pretty, athletic, and thicc. All the boys like her, but sometimes she thinks she isn't good enough although she is. Girls get jealous of Braeden all the time, so she gets involved in unnecessary drama often. A Braeden has lots of friends, but has one best friend that shes inseparable with. If Braeden tells someone that she likes you, you are a very lucky boy, because she rarely admits her feelings, so it must mean a lot to her. A Braeden may seem rude or blunt if you've never met her, but once you get to know her she is very sweet and goofy. You're lucky if you have a Braeden in your life.

"Bro, I think I like Braeden." "Seriously man, I liked her before you!"

by doraiscancelled December 13, 2018

Braeden

A 6ft crack head that can steal over 300 monsters, but can't steal a few Starbucks drinks

"I finally caught that crackhead Braeden stealing"

by YahBoiBigBoi March 3, 2020

Braeden

A kid that want to suck on that pp but cant get it anyeays so he has to get a beard and he cant play games good but he tries to play anyways

By the way Braeden from quail valley frick you and why did you have to take my crush from me

I know a lot about you and i will figure out more, i will figure out everything and kill you then i will get autumn

Girl 1: Cant you tell he wants the pp
Girl 2: yeah thats braeden he has a girlfriend
Girl 1: Ohh he is such a braeden

by JacobMaverick July 28, 2019

braeden

epic guy who loves minecraft and is epic and yeah

that guy is such a braeden he is so epic

by epic gamer boi October 1, 2019

braeden

1.something that's really fast
2. the top speed of something

The car's got a braeden 200 and accel of 0-60 in 3.5 seconds

by 5'11"Racer September 28, 2006

braeden

someone with fancy ears who cries fancy tears, who is usually employed by some particular pasta restaurant. due to his fancy ways, he is confined to the kitchen area as he is hungover 75% of the time, all the time.

man, jeff totally braeden-ed it up last night.

by spaggotmaggot October 3, 2011