Johnny’s Boxer

A deadly fume coming out the butt hole that causes your boxer’s to rot or disintegrate.

Damn bro your boxer’s really crunchy , you got Johnny’s boxer on.

by LooneYTunez OG January 29, 2020

Old man's boner

A Marijuana cigarette/spliff that unfortunately sags somewhere roach to give the impression of an old man's boner

holy crap, you rolled an old man's boner!

by bo-sama January 9, 2004

Raymond's Boner

When someone has a penis that is shaped like the "S" on Supermans cape

Man your penis looks like a Raymond's Boner

by Buzzzzzzzzz December 20, 2007

Schrodinger's Boner

the scenario where a man cannot get a boner because of high levels of stress and not being able to satisfying one's partner therefore making them embarrassed and most importantly stressed, because the man is stressed about not being to satisfy one's partner, the man cannot get a boner which creates a paradox called "Schrodinger's Boner"
the concept of the paradox was first mentioned in Ted (2024) Season 2 Episode 2.

Doctor: Are you under any elevated stress?
Matty: Yeah! Not being able to get a boner is pretty damn stressful!
Doctor: Yes it is, and then that stress will prevent you from getting another one, It's a paradox we call "Schrodinger's Boner"

by secondoffall March 8, 2026

Rich Man's Boner

The erection you get when you find a 20 dollar bill on the street

Tim found a 20 on the street the other day and got a throbbing rich man's boner

by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

Shaunna Boyer

A creative girl with a jaded disposition, and fiery red hair.

"Whoa, that successful, young, up-and-coming digerati reminds of Shaunna Boyer."

"Yeah, she's totally Shaunna-like."

by Fifi LaRue February 2, 2005