Hoobastank

A person who is breast fed until they are in their teens

He's still on the tit, definitely still a hoobastank

by Nocigar May 1, 2018

Boobstand

A girl who has big breasts and uses them lies them onto of a short male friend or kid due to stiff shoulders
Cases like these would probably be in anime....

Boy- "MOVE YOUR BREASTS YOU OLD HAG I'M NOT YOUR BOOBSTAND"
Girl- "Old Hag I'm not even 20 now stay still brat

by Shirokiyami May 4, 2018

Hoobastank

A venereal disease.

"One in ever four adults in America have contracted Hoobastank."

by Blague Czar November 21, 2021

Hoobastank

Proper Noun:

1. The middle name of our lord and savior, Jesus Hoobastank Christ

2. Hoobastank is an American rock band formed in 1994 in Agoura Hills, California, by lead vocalist Doug Robb, guitarist Dan Estrin, drummer Chris Hesse, and original bassist Markku Lappalainen. They were signed to Island Records from 2001 to 2012 and have released six albums and one extended play to date. Wikipedia
Genre: Rock, Alternative rock, Nu metal, Hard rock, Punk rock, Post-grunge, Alternative metal, Pop-punk, More
Origin: Agoura Hills, California, U.S
First single: Crawling in the Dark
Also known as: Hoobustank (1994–2001)

Jesus Hoobastank Christ!

Oh man, did you go to the Hoobastank concert?!

by Trixie Bellaruse April 6, 2023

Slurped Off That Hoobastank

A derogatory phrase, often used to insult one’s intelligence. It can also be used to refer to a high or intoxicated individual.

“Man, he be slurped off that hoobastank ”.

by Loser_Real April 7, 2021

hoobastank

I dont know anything about them except they're the shittiest band ever... Also, "The Reason" I boycotted MTV

If I hear "The Reason" one more time, I swear I will rupture my eardrum with a pen.

by Dr.U January 29, 2005

hoobastank

when a girl gets done working out and is dripping with gleaming sweat...she then places a man's penis in between her arm and side in the armpit region and strokes him to ejaculation.

Rob: "Dude did that bitch give you a hoobastank?"

Chet: "Yeah...i came all over her sports bra."

by God Holyfield October 7, 2011