Bloatware

1.(n) Software that comes pre-installed on a computer. Bloatware generally comes on a PC made by a major manufacturer (i.e. HP, Dell, Toshiba). Most Bloatware is considered to be a useless piece of software that is intended for no other purpose than taking up hard drive space.

2.(n) Software that comes piggy-backed on other software installations. piggy-backing bloatware usually includes toolbars, desktop widgets or external unrelated applications. Most piggy-backing bloatware can perform a mundane task that is generally non-essential to every day computer use.

1. My brand new laptop came with so much bloatware, it took me over two hours to remove it all.

2. My anti-virus installation came with so much bloatware, I can't even see the desktop.

by Xaurudame July 31, 2012

bloatesque

The grotesquely nauseating and hurl-inducing sensation resulting from a bout of massive overeating, or overconsumption of beer, namely mass-produced domestic swill.

I am totally bloatesque from those 4 bowls of chili and about 90 beers. I think I'm gonna heave.

bloat hurl heave puke belch deuce full cramps eat overserved loaded plastered

by KRM90 January 21, 2011

bloatmaxing

Bloatmaxing describes a health and fitness movement founded by the great Bloatlord Grizzly Kyriakos from Greece. A proper bloatmax training regiment includes heavy sitting zercher front raises, walking training, ellbow training and lowkick training. An important aspect of the bloatmax lifestyle is the intimidation of twinks. Noteable followers of the bloatmax lifestyle include grizzly jr., Jason "the monster" blaha and Janoy Cresva. To archieve the bloatmaxed physique it is necessary to eat a high sodium diet.

Did you see Grizzly Kyriakos latest walking training?

Yeah dude Grizzly is bloatmaxing hard!

by 8buckcuck September 19, 2018

blarty

a black people party

Did you see all those weaves at that blarty?

by 1535sj September 8, 2011

blogtress

A female blogger. Often used in an admiring context

She was a wonderful blogtress who updated often and with quality content

by M. Pultz October 6, 2010

bloitus

the act of coitus that includes blood; almost always involves a vampire

Person 1: I had lunch with my boyfriend today.
Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?
Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.

by BloitusLover December 29, 2008

bloating

Swelling of the abdominal region usually caused by a surplus of water in the body's system, certain types of food, constipation, or as a side effect of the ever dreaded period.

I can't wear any of my cute clothes this week because I'll look like a whale due to bloating.

by TheNerdyDancer February 9, 2014