Bleacher Bunny

The whore who chases after the athletes at school, despite the knowledge that they sleep around everywhere and will give her a nice columbian surprise and a broken heart.

"Damn that bitch is a bleacher bunny, she has had sex with the entire basketball team."

by Melissa Miller October 24, 2010

Anal Bleaching

The act of whitening one's dark, ugly, ring around the anus. Method used for a more violent method of anal

Step 1: Fill washing machine with bleach
Step 2: Shove ass in washing machine
Step 3: Protect other private areas to prevent spotting
Step 4: Turn "spin cycle" on high (for best results)
Step 5: Drip dry until damp
Step 6: Blow dry excess moisture

*BLEACH WITH CAUTION*

Tips:

- Gel bleach is preffered for extra lubrication and a more precise bleaching
- If you use generic bleach and have issues, just simply SHOUT IT OUT!
- Febreeze anus if bleach smell is overwheling or hindering your chances of getting some action

Side Effects:
-Chaffing
- Bruising (due to the washing machine now up your ass)
- Un-fuckableness if done wrong
- Could abort a pregnancy if bleach is inserted in wrong hole. (Remember, this is an anal procedure)
- This can be a dangerous sport for anyonewith Anal Obsessive Disorder (AOD)

- You are officially a Fucktard if you attempted this mission

*Contact your doctor or mother, whichever one gives better advice, before attempting anal bleaching

by Dinkky September 9, 2010

bleach; bleaching it

to stay awake the whole damn night, usually to work on some sort of project.

"Goddamnit, this paper is due at 7:00am, and I've hardly even started. Looks like I'll be bleaching it again tonight."

"Hey man, you look like shit. Let me guess, did you bleach last night?"

by Joe January 14, 2004

bleachscoped

when you ban a kid off of your discord server, or when you trickshot a noob kid

tyrone: ay bruh what happened to tony??
owner: i bleachscoped that retard

by monkeey April 20, 2019

bleachboybilly

an instagram thot

Man, if you bang bleachboybilly you better wrap it good, that thot has given herpes to half the school.

by flightreacts March 1, 2018

blachino

Noun: A male chinese-american who believes or acts as he was a black, or latin urban youth. Usually is found wearing hip-hop brand or style of clothing, spontaneously breaks out in dance (popping and locking). May frequently be heard shouting urban slang such as, "Holla at your boy!" or simply, "Holla!"
Hence, combination of the words: black, latino, and chinese.
Female: blachina.

"Yo, check dat blachino out. He always poppin' and lockin'"

by pknyc October 11, 2005

bleacher

Blue jeans, unevenly bleached with houshold bleach, worn by skinheads.

There is a hole in my bleachers, I think I used to much.

by tripleskin September 3, 2005