Anus Bleacher is someone whom is an asshole in the most stuck up manner possible. The type of guy to go out and fuck 69 year old women cause you know 69
by Pppppachi October 14, 2017

moving around in generally the right area;
playing it safe, covering your ass, overthinking the meaning of something to have multiple options to fall back on that are believed to be approximately correct.
playing it safe, covering your ass, overthinking the meaning of something to have multiple options to fall back on that are believed to be approximately correct.
(having guessed the meaning of an unfamiliar word with many synonyms based on context clues, asking if any were correct, and learning they were all at least decently accurate:)
I was kind-of hovering the bleachers with that one, anyway.
I was kind-of hovering the bleachers with that one, anyway.
by Toa56584 October 22, 2024

A member of a church who just sits there, listens to the sermon and worship, and leaves. They do not contribute to the ministry at all. They are the worst kind of Christian
Church member 1: Man I wish Dave would come volunteer to help with Bible school.
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst
by A sitter and soaker June 9, 2020

A fierce, know-all football barracker who probably couldn't take the simplest catch himself, but freely sprouts advice as if he is a super star. (1950s)
The game was spoiled by some idiot bleachers quarterback sitting right behind us. He didn't shut up for the entire game.
by G Schymkiw October 25, 2014

by FuckBoi8283 June 10, 2018

synonym for words like slum, gutter, etc.
The word is mostly used by SoundCloud rapper "6 Dogs" in his songs.
The word is mostly used by SoundCloud rapper "6 Dogs" in his songs.
"I was in the bleachers" - 6 Dogs in "Faygo Dreams"
"Was in the bleachers, now you know i'm shot-calling" - 6 Dogs in "Flossing"
"Yea bro! I'm came from the bleachers , now i'm balling like a bitch, motherfuck a price"
"Was in the bleachers, now you know i'm shot-calling" - 6 Dogs in "Flossing"
"Yea bro! I'm came from the bleachers , now i'm balling like a bitch, motherfuck a price"
by MART938G April 4, 2017

Term for the drug sub-culture in some Long Island High Schools in the 1970s and 1980s. Derived from the act of smoking pot and hanging out under the bleachers before school began.
by Shabadoobiedo November 11, 2020
