Blackening the dog's face

The act of pooing and then wiping the remaining excrement away with puppy embossed toilet paper.

Sam: "I love blackening the dog's face, it wipes the smirk right off him."

by Weeagnus December 14, 2009

porny backing

to use porn not belonging to yourself to get off
or essentially piggy backing on the porn some body else took the time and effort to find, purchase, or load

examples of porny backing include:
1. browsing old web history you didnt leave
2. your brother's stash
3. your dad's stash
4. your lesbian sister's stash

guy 1 "hey did you see that great mag i got from my dads stash!"
guy 2 "seriosly bro stop porny backing on your dad its nothing but over weight black chicks eating pie"

by santaire January 27, 2008

blacking in

Reversing into a parking spot, a parking style stereotypically preferred by African Americans.

By blacking in to the parking space, Tyrone was able to make a quick getaway in his Chrysler 300.

by jdebate September 24, 2009

flat backing

Prostituting oneself for the sake of it being an easy way to get cash, when you sleep around for money but dont actually have to

"Why work at Taco Bell when i can make 200$ a night flat backing?"

by Oidua November 20, 2006

Backing one out

The act of going for a shit.

One sec i'm just backing one out

by Dirtmonster May 14, 2009

Blackinese

1. A long forget decendance of the African-Asia background. Never really acknowledged as a true ethnic background by the US Government, only a few people on earth claim this to be true.

2. A Black man that comes from Asian parents.

'Me and him got the same mama... I'm Blackinese.' - Chris Tucker

by El Maginifico Pedro May 18, 2003

beard backing

When two heterosexual men share a bed (probably out of necessity) and one accidentally rubs the other man's back with his beard - causing sudden anxiety in both parties

Seb, can you stop beard backing me? It's really freaking me out

by kenilworth75 March 8, 2010