BlackBerry zombie 

1. One who walks around urban areas and frequently bumps into others while staring at their handheld device. 2. The ambulatory version of BlackBerryitis.

Daaaaaamn, that BlackBerry zombie almost got hit by a bus!!!

BlackBerry zombie by sodajunkie February 24, 2007

Blackberry Wanker 

Someone that feels the need to be on their Blackberry every second of the day therefore making them oblivious to real life situations.

Guy 1: 'That dude never puts his Blackberry down!!'
Guy 2: 'I know, what a Blackberry Wanker'

Blackberry Wanker by ohwiseone2011 April 19, 2011

blackberry kush 

Blackberry kush is another 1 of the indica strands of kush .
It has dark purple buds and red hairs with plenty of crystals.
LOADED WITH (THC)
Just as any other kush it tastes delicious and gives you an immediate high that will last for a couple hours.
I recommend this bud.
20$/G 70$/8th

Dude1: Hey bro i just smoked some blackberry kush about an hour ago and im still baked off my ass.

Dude2: Black berry kush?! Iv'e never heard of such a thing. Let me smoke some with you.

Dude1:Haha you wish... its too expensive. Give me 5 bucks and ill pack a bowl.

blackberry kush by tomsmithniggas! July 5, 2009

blackberry 

Is a device which utilizes the GPRS data service on mobile phone networks to receive email which is pushed to it (instantly). This Device is at the forefront of a new craze with the elites of business. If out on business you MUST reply to an email quickly mid conversation to distinguish your status in the room, promptly after which other people in the room must show their “need to be in the office all the time” by shuffling their blackberry out of their pocket to check for “new messages”. The blackberry is a tool which must be respected its outlook on the move, it must also be hated.

Oh blast Simon's out the office

No its ok he's on his blackberry

blackberry by Simon Johnson November 23, 2004

Blackberry Ban

1. The banning of all Blackberry smart phones by Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Republic starting in late July 2010.

Because Blackberries use data encryption for transmitting text over the airways, the security forces of those two countries can't "monitor" e-mail traffic from them. Afraid that anti-government forces will use Blackberries for nefarious purposes, they simply banned the devices entirely. Other authoritarian countries are expected to follow suit. Welcome to the 21st century!

Don't bring your new phone to Dubai, man. They just announced a complete Blackberry Ban. You could end up jail -- or worse.

Blackberry Ban by Peter Kobs August 1, 2010

Blackberry futures

Blackberry futures are the Non-fungible Tokens issued on paper stamped with Winston McKinney foundation in spiritual health notary stamp representing One single gallon of blackberry futures used as payment for the fine of trespass onto The "Private Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation" The generalizing public owes the honorable Lord Bud 22 gallons per family equal to one gallon per year for the last 22 years. These fines are not "DEBTS" and cannot be paid with the standard fiat currency, because it is only for the payment of all debts public and private. Bring one gallon of fresh berries and you will be paid $2 this effectively freezing the value of one American dollar at 1/2 gallon of blackberries forever. I issue the NFT paper tokens for $19.99 for those people without access to a place to pick berries. I give the stamped token and your change of one single penny for your twenty and one year of your fines is paid. You may pay the entire twenty-two years of fines at once and save three pennies if you request 22 Blackberry futures NFT tokens I will give you a Quarter in change. What a wonderful plea bargain for denying the existence of Lord Bud's only begotten son Christ Bob.

Christ Bob: I ask forgiveness for all my trespasses as I have forgiven those who have trespassed against me.
Lord Bud: I do not forgive those who have denied your existence son and will collect the trespass fines for the rest of my day's on earth. Blackberry futures will become the Native standard for evaluating the American Dollar in my jurisdiction the "Private Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation." I pray in the name of Christ Jesus who hosts my spirit in your heart that this becomes a reality.

Blackberry futures by Spiritual-Master January 25, 2022

blackberry finish 

When you procrastinate to the point that you finish typing your paper on the way to class... on your blackberry.

"Yo, did you get that paper done?"
"Hells yeah, but it was definitely a blackberry finish."

"Dude, that paper was a blackberry finish, and I still managed to get an A!"

blackberry finish by Lailas December 16, 2009