black ops 2

A game that everyone hates to love. Most people playing this game are regarded as either fun-lovers or tryhards.

Dave: Black Ops 2 sucks! I'm going to go play Halo 4.

Jon: Shut up Dave. It's not the game's fault that you're a tryhard and still suck.

by JAALCLEEN February 4, 2013

Black Ops Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blowjob while shitting and playing call of duty: black ops all in unison.

My wife gave me a blumpkin while I was playing black ops on the shitter. That's my first time ever receiving a black ops blumpkin!

by Mick the Dick September 30, 2011

black ops widow

a wife mother or lover that has lost their husband, son or partener to the call of duty , namly black ops

ive lost my husband and son to call if duty black ops widow , isnt it enough ban this now before it gets out of hand and devistates other lives im in morning

by jizzcannon1 November 28, 2010

Black Ops-out

The process of curbing all other responsibilites in favor of playing a marathon session of Call Of Duty: Black Ops. This is sometimes unintentional, as the player becomes so involved in the game, he or she essentially "blacks out" and doesn't remember anything not COD-related.

Matt was playing Call of Duty so long that he had a Black Ops-out and forget his anniversary. Fortunately, his girlfriend also had a Black Ops-out.

by The Subman November 10, 2010

Black Ops Weekend

A weekend of getting drunk and or stoned, that 'never happened'.

Cameras are not taken and if they are pictures are deleted on the day of return.

Calling wives and girlfriends is prohibited.

Steve: Dude do you remember that Black Ops Weekend?
Elliott: What Black Ops Weekend?
Gisby: Exactly.

Scanlan was a Pussy Whipped Bitch to his chronic back pain and refused to come on a Black Ops Weekend.

by Becksman June 8, 2010

Black-ops mission

A term used in male circles. Of military origin. Meaning to do a dirty deed on the down low.

Guy 1: Black-ops mission bro. Panty raid time.

Guy 2: Yeah, I got the ski masks!

by Ramman April 27, 2014

Black Ops Ping

The slow reaction time exhibited by someone playing Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Boyfriend and girlfriend on phone.
Girlfriend: "Babe I love you so much. I really want to give you a BJ right now."
Boyfriend: Silence......
Girlfriend: "Babe."
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: Silence...
Girlfriend: "Babe! Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... ya."
Girlfriend: "I knew it. You totally have Black Ops Ping right now."

by Keyarsten April 13, 2011