biology

a subject that causes pain to students who take it

im going to bomb the retarded ass biology midterm tomorrow

by u motherfukin bitch December 19, 2018

biology

One of the more useless sciences where one learns of the ways in which life came to be and how it has changed over time. also of how organisms reproduce, and engage in all the precesses that are necesary for the continucane of thier own lives and that of thier fellow species. also known for the completely eccentric teachers who preach it like its the love of ther lives and who endlessly enjoy nothing more than knowing how organisms live.

completely inferior to other sciences such as Chemistry and Physics, but is still usefull for a few laughs

Biology is easy to understand, but i dont care how vertebrates
digest thier food, i just want to know how to blow stuff up!!!

by Newdolz January 13, 2006

biology

Pretty much the class that tells us that we are all made to fuck each other. Think about it. We are human species. We reproduce. We have been theoretically came from apes so we are made to fuck whoever we want to please.

Oh my biology teacher told us that is normal to masturbate and fuck.

by Kyle 230 May 5, 2010

biology

Not even a real science! Give us Physics and Chemistry instead. Without chemistry and physics, biology would not exist!

Biology....pah who needs it?

by BoXhEaD December 12, 2004

Meme biology

meme biology is the intricate examination of the meme and takes a delicate eye, you can’t miss anything in a good meme.

Dane spends hours on instagram studying his meme biology

by Lana__ June 7, 2018

Ap biology

The death wish that at some point you will inevitably regret making.

Synonym: social suicide

"Hey what classes are you taking next year?"

"Calculus, cooking, ap biology..."

"........it was nice knowing you."

by Samtenochtitlan April 17, 2014

Fuck Biology

1)The reason I want to kill myself.
2) The reason I'm going to kill myself.
3) The reason I drink in college.

Me : Hey man, Fuck Biology. I cant even understand my professor.
Professor: hEY maN, fUCk BIolOGy. i CAnT eVEn UndERStaNd mY PrOfESsoR.

by Nathan Hash September 20, 2017