Iranian Bike Ride

An Iranian sexual act, in which one person rides an exercise bike and pedals without going anywhere. While the cyclist is pedaling away, another person proceeds to fling diarrhea at the cyclist's face with a spatula. The cyclist can pedal all they want, but they're not going anywhere on a freestanding bicycle.

Maz Jobrani may be a mildly amusing comedian, but the word on the street is that he gives one hell of an Iranian Bike Ride.

by Charlie's Chocolate Factory November 8, 2009

Polish Bike Ride

Similar to "Doggy" but you ride the hoe and move her arms in a swirving twisting motion

Me and jenny totally did a polish bike ride yesterday

by RudayyyC March 15, 2009

Polish Bike Ride

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind in the doggy position, there is another woman riding the woman as if on a bike holding her braids like handle bars and making a pedaling motion with her feet, and massaging herself.

Dani has had a polish bike ride now that kayla rode her like a horse as she was pounded from behind.

by Jesus C. Hrist September 29, 2005

polish bike ride

For those whore are sexually ignorant. Involves either male or female using misproportioned inanimate objects and inserting said objects into orfice. This in turn brings about pain and pleasure.

The dumb cunt should take a polish bike ride and leave me alone!

by jizzohn November 10, 2004

Polish Bike Ride

The Polish Bike Ride, or PBR as it is called in the slums of Denver, is a term refering to any sexual assault on a plant. No one knows how long they had been doing it, but the first recorded PBR occurred at a Broncos game with one drunken fan and a young fern. The fan quoted after the arrest, "the bi**h asked for it".

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by Larry Obannan August 18, 2006

Alaskan bike ride

The act of grabbing a traditional phone handle and putting it in another's rear end and letting hot sauce seep from listening end to receiving end into person's rectum

"How'd it go last night with Kevin?"
"It got so hot and heavy he even gave me an Alaskan bike ride!"
"Awww that's so sweet!"

by McFzynps November 15, 2015

polish bike ride

The single most disgusting sex act a person can perform. To perform a polish bike ride, one has to defecate runny shit onto a floor or table, and then inject it into his urethra via a syringe. Then, he has unprotected sex with a woman who is on her period, leading to a combination of cum, shit, and blood. While the act can be performed between any sex, for best results, engage in heterosexual sex.

"Did you give her a polish bike ride?"

by odddlly September 5, 2025