The hottest politician since John F. Kennedy... this guy can get it. He ran for the Texas Senate seat against Ted Cruz and even though he lost, he won the hearts of millions of thirsty Texans and millennial voters. He loves Whataburger, skateboards like a champ, and casually says "fuck" on live television. He used to be in a punk rock band named Foss, which is cool as hell. He's trying to bridge the divide between the Republicans and Democrats, and a lot of Americans want him to run for President in 2020.
Texan 1: I'm not going to vote in the midterm election. I just don't have an opinion.
Texan 2: What?? At least vote for Beto O'Rourke. His band's album, "El Paso Pussycats", is awesome.
Texan 2: What?? At least vote for Beto O'Rourke. His band's album, "El Paso Pussycats", is awesome.
by benshapiroisgod November 12, 2018
Get the Beto O'Rourkemug. Have you ever experienced severe brain trauma? So has Jake! This is what a Bedo boy is, and maybe you know one too! He may be tired, and you can totally chalk that up to his low blood sugar! (Diabetic). The JRP experience.
All of society: Look at that goofy dude! What a Beto boy he is holy cannoli!
Jake: hur dur gimmie apple juice smudge
Jake: hur dur gimmie apple juice smudge
by Mike garison January 20, 2023
Get the Beto boymug. A Want To Be BadAss Who's Controlling Over Situations And People He Has No Right Over . Gets Mad When It's Not His Way, And Believes Everything He Makes Up I'm His Head... DONT BE A BETO!!
by blank heart November 12, 2022
Get the BETO CHAMPIONmug. He got cheated on but then he drank lots of chocolate milk to cope with his sadness and now he's a tall king. He looks like Edgar and is very ghetto. He is an angry crier. He doesn't like to shower so he's a bit tan. He is a businessman who will give you a nice cut.
by ChiquieMami February 3, 2022
Get the Betomug. 
While at a bukake party, you suck the cum from a male prostitute’s cock into your mouth, then force-spit the cum in another male prostitute’s ass who hasn't cum yet. Then have the guy with the cum in his ass squeeze his butt cheeks together, wait three minutes, and shit the cum into an empty buttermilk jug. Repeat process until jug is full. Store buttermilk jug in the refrigerator until morning when the cold cum can be poured over a bowl of lucky charms. It’s important you force spit the cum into the ass of one of the guys who hasn’t cum yet, or, according to the leprechaun, you will lose the luck in the charms
Several days before class elections, I made Beto Charms every day in the morning in hopes that the luck would help get me elected class president.
by Major Peeler October 11, 2019
Get the Beto Charmsmug. Is when u get high off of as much shit as u can from everybody else.. then pack as much as u can carry. (Includung other people's stuff lol sometimes) and walk all the way across town cuz you don't want to use the last of ur money for the ride u need to buy the drugs. Then walk the rest of the way to wherever ur gonna be staying sometimes the process could take all day into the night. So where comfortable shoes
by Peoples champ beto October 18, 2023
Get the Beto Modemug.