When a male is being ridden by a female and the male cums first. The female gets so angry that she pins the male down and shakes the semen out of her vagina onto the males chest. It is named so because it looks like a St. Bernard is slobbering all over the males chest when it happens.
Andy: So how did it go last night man?
Billy: Not so good, I came first and she gave me The Beethoven
Billy: Not so good, I came first and she gave me The Beethoven
by Southbound Soul May 31, 2014
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It can also be used when you don’t know how to respond to something
Originated from nerds who are in love with River Phoenix and have nothing else to do with their time.
It can also be used when you don’t know how to respond to something
Originated from nerds who are in love with River Phoenix and have nothing else to do with their time.
Michael: Hey, I’m sorry things didn’t work out with you and Damon.
Aleks: Welp, you can’t dance to Beethoven.
Aleks: Welp, you can’t dance to Beethoven.
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The most overplayed DDR song, officially. It replaces both V (for extreme) and Daikenkai because those songs require some level of skill, whereas Speedover Beethoven requires virtually none at its lower levels (and it's got little cartoon guys spinning around in the background! LOL!!!111) People also play this song because the recognize the tune ('Fur Elise') even though they can't name it. Doing badly on Speedover Beethoven on beginner or light is probably a sign that one of your feet have been amputated while you weren't looking.
beginner: Aw shit man this DDR stuff looks hard better start easy with that song they play in the demo, whats it called, speedy beethoven, while I'm at it, I should play it for all three songs, since it's not like people ever get tired of hearing the same song over and over again.
goth chick who feels the need to correct other people on their dance styles: actually it's 'speedover beethoven'. it's a really tough song, but I manage to pass just because I'm so good.
bystander: HAHA OH WOW LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE GUYS WITH BIG HEADS IN THE BACKGROUND HEY GUYS COME CHECK THIS OUT!
goth chick who feels the need to correct other people on their dance styles: actually it's 'speedover beethoven'. it's a really tough song, but I manage to pass just because I'm so good.
bystander: HAHA OH WOW LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE GUYS WITH BIG HEADS IN THE BACKGROUND HEY GUYS COME CHECK THIS OUT!
by Im in ur arcade, September 22, 2006
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Beethoven: I may not be able to hear but god dayum I make my shit on point
Beathoven: *beats the ever living fuck out of Beethoven, despite being deaf*
Beathoven: *beats the ever living fuck out of Beethoven, despite being deaf*
by Mr. Suitsland May 24, 2022
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by the_grimace December 10, 2006
Get the beethoven mug.Most importantly, he was an emo boy. Secondly, he wrote many a badass work, being a BAMF most of his life and all. His emo-boy-est work is the "Moonlight" sonata.
Dude, Arthur's being an emo boy again and playing Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata for his fine, bisexual girlfriend.
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