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bourgeoisie

People with money. Live in the suburbs or in nice downtown condos.
I had to quit dating that bourgeoisie chick, I couldn't afford it.

That bourgeoisie kid in class just got a new BMW.

bourgeoisie by Joe Iron February 1, 2008

bourgeoister 

a pretentious bottle, frequently accompanied with or by an ostentaious label, of many dollar water; generally sourced at some exotic location, likely packaged in a hermetically sealed facility and often rumored to possess healing properties and/or subtle floral nuances.
Kawika: "Nykolas, fellow; gather yourself and collect for me 12 bottles of the finest bourgeoister at The Woodlands Market."

Nykolas: "Dearest Kawika, please express unto me the selection most suited to compliment your exquisite palette this morning."

Kawika: "Yes, well then, as it is; six of the Voss, four the San Faustino, three the Gerolsteiner, and another of that most recent presentation, you know, the stuff collected once anually at the base of the Fowashabash tree near the Kigali region in central Rwanda."

Nykolas: "Very well then! I shall commence to dispatch myself immediately!"

bourgeois construct 

Love is a bourgeois construct

So I’ve given up on the bourgeoisie

Like all their aspirations, it’s a fantasy
- Pet Shop Boys

bourgeois 

According to Karl Marx, there were only two classes: those controlling the means of power and those not. The bourgeois were those who controlled the political system, creating laws and values that would ensure their control of power over the proletariat working class.
The bourgeois Board of Trustees at the College of St. Benedict are trying to make us live on campus all four years, what a violation of freedom!
bourgeois by Sam Gavin April 12, 2008

Bourgeois 

According to Marx and Engels, the Bourgeois class, also called the Bourgeoisie, is a term for those who make money off of other people's labor, rather than doing their own labor. Typically in reference to rich people.
My stupid, bourgeois landlord is raising my rent again, and I dont have the money!
Bourgeois by bi myself February 26, 2021

hobo bourgeois 

A new class of late 20-somethings that are accustom to the "finer things" but are suddenly finding themselves strapped for cash and job hunting. Best used as an adjective for a behavioral juxtoposition which demonstrates the clash between their residual behaviors/issues from their former and current lifestyles.
My phone is messed up. I think when I went to Europe and switched sim cards, I damaged my american sim card. Now I'm too busy job hunting and too broke to replace it. I know, boo-ho me and my hobo bourgeois excuses...
hobo bourgeois by Rita Hudetz March 11, 2009