Pronunciation: \ˈbir-(ˌ)dō-thə-
man\
Function: noun
A
man who is so manly that he can grow a beard anywhere on his body at any moment in
time; however, despite being a testosterone factory, he represses any and all urges to demonstrate what he considers to be a “vulgar display of manliness.”
Dude 1: Holy shit, that dude just just grew a beard right in front of my fucking
face! He must be beardo the
man!
Dude 2: Holy shit is right, dude! But if he were a true beardo the
man, he wouldn't have shown off like that.