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Baked Bean On A Stick

A red haired person of slight build.
The ginger couple had a skinny son with bright orange hair, he looked like a baked bean on a stick.
by invaderofthemoot December 6, 2018
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Boston Baked Beans

When a guy deficates into a girl's pussy and then procedes to eat her out
by Crown Princess Bitch April 25, 2015
mugGet the Boston Baked Beansmug.

Baked Bean head

ha ha ha look at that baked bean head!

she has head like an actual baked bean!
by slagabag August 19, 2011
mugGet the Baked Bean headmug.

bake bean nose ass

a person who just got FUCKING roasted.
get yo bake bean nose ass out of here boiiii.
by CosmicEye July 4, 2016
mugGet the bake bean nose assmug.

eating baked beans while watching cars two

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."
"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019
mugGet the eating baked beans while watching cars twomug.

Baked Bean Bullshit

Some much bullshit it's packed in a can
Showing up to work after a long list of tasks
That is some baked bean Bullshit.
by Carbonated steele October 22, 2025
mugGet the Baked Bean Bullshitmug.

That’s how the beans are baked

An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.
Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!

Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.

Eduardo: Tf does that mean?
by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020
mugGet the That’s how the beans are bakedmug.

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