Barlow

1; A loud, almost incessantly rude individual who brings comic relief to a situation, but can also create tension.

2; a person who commits a random or insane act of stupidity which leaves some in disbelief.

3; a Bitch.

1; "Dude, that guy who just screamed 'asshole' is a total Barlow"

2; "Did you see that? he just ran across the highway. What a Barlow."

3; "Andrew is cool sometimes, but mostly he's just a Barlow."

by Dibbs34 September 21, 2005

Barlowed

Very very drunk

"Bloody hell iv'e had that much to drink am absolutely fuckin barlowed"

by w&F February 8, 2010

Barlow

A man 9 months pregnant with his first child.

"Look at how Barlow he is."
"My god he's gotten fat!" "He's not fat, he's just Barlow."

by ChocolateTrainMonster June 30, 2008

Barlowed

To get very drunk on a weekday and not make it into work the next morning.

Co-worker 1: Oh where is Matt today?
Co-worker 2:He got Barlowed!

by Agahahs1 January 6, 2017

THE Barlow

When you do THE Barlow, you do it for all the feminists. You do thinks that boys would usually do, such as pull loads or random people. It’s just doing something that women should be allowed to do and not be judged for.

“Oh do you like him”
“Ahahaha no, I’m doing THE barlow”

by The Barlow no2 August 5, 2019

12 skin barlow

A marijuana cigarette rolled from 12 rolling papers usually rolled by a mystical shaman before embarking on a fantastical journey through time and space.

"It's time to roll up a last one, and set a course for the land beyond. It's time to roll up a 12 skin barlow, light it up in the sky"
-Naboo the Enigma

by formula420 February 10, 2010

Barlow beatdown

A form of domestic violence in which the female attacks the male, but the male doesn’t play that shit and knocks her out.

Brittany started hitting Jake so he gave her the Barlow Beatdown

by Cbax100 July 5, 2018