You're a bandit mate!
Hey it's Ian "Papa" bandit!
What a fuckin bandit!
Go to the Blue Boar?...you bandit!
Hey it's Ian "Papa" bandit!
What a fuckin bandit!
Go to the Blue Boar?...you bandit!
by Isaac Reckon September 23, 2003
Lacks the intelligence to distinguish between "cool" and "nerd". Consistently believes people want to know about his computer, wrong 99% of the time. Does not have any sexual experience other than with his vacum cleaner.
by Samsonite The 3rd Earl of Notre Dame September 24, 2003
Bandites:give me purple team pls i will give you 10,000 rbx
mightybaseplate:Yeah gave me rbx and you will get purple team
mightybaseplate:Yeah gave me rbx and you will get purple team
by Nightyrocky1 October 16, 2020
by iAlexz February 11, 2011
A bandit will steal your heart. He's got charm, is wicked smart, and a handsome devil. His touch will make you melt and you'll fall in love. He's also an amazing lover that will spin your world! Once a lady's had a taste, she can't get enough of the bandit.
That guy's a bandit! He just stole my girl!
One night with him, and that bandit will have your heart and your panties!
One night with him, and that bandit will have your heart and your panties!
by newt16 February 26, 2010
Engaging in sexual acts while asleep. These acts can include masturbation, fondling, sexual intercourse and sexual assault or rape. Banditing can actually be used as a criminal defense in rape cases. Because, you know, those poor rapists, they need to be defended too.
There have also been reports of men injuring themselves while engaging in sadistic sexual acts in their sleep. As in, waking up with their balls missing because their sleeping self mistook the blender for the beaver.
The disorder is not limited to men however. So the next time your other half is groaning & thrusting in her sleep, watch out, because she might just rape you.
There have also been reports of men injuring themselves while engaging in sadistic sexual acts in their sleep. As in, waking up with their balls missing because their sleeping self mistook the blender for the beaver.
The disorder is not limited to men however. So the next time your other half is groaning & thrusting in her sleep, watch out, because she might just rape you.
Guy No.1: Dude, she was totally banditing lastnight, she fucked me in her sleep!
Guy No.2: Dude... you've been raped...
Guy No.1: ... ... ... dude...
Guy No.2: Dude... you've been raped...
Guy No.1: ... ... ... dude...
by omigodlucy April 12, 2010
A man that will steal your heart and your soul all in one bite. He is smart. He is handsome. He is protective.
by IamFoxy June 22, 2022