my balls itch son

a uncontroble itching sensation around the scrotum area.

"AHHHHHHH....Oh naw, Oh Fuckin Naw, Oh Hellllllllll Naw!!!! My Fuckin Balls itch son"

by oneder March 3, 2005

ballbitch

Someone who has no merit, no social status. One of the lowest in the ranks, a grunt who has to shag balls so as not to be seen as completely worthless.

Cant Hit Bombs is a ballbitch!

by sboy August 17, 2004

Balls-itch

When you get caught scratching your balls, either in public, or at home, you must yell BALLS-ITCH! Or if you are out with your buddies and they catch you scratching.. You say balls-itch in a muffled voice.

James yelled BALLS-ITCH in front of the whole school yesterday because someone caught him scratching his balls.

by ratemycameltoe June 23, 2007

ballsnatch

The area between a man's ballsack and anus.

Every time I go on a long hike I chafe in my ballsnatch. It never fails.

by SquareGrooper July 20, 2009

ballsnatcher

Someone who grabs someone's balls unsuspectedly and without warning.

"That bitch Terry just grabbed my balls, fucking ballsnatcher."

by Terry Dowell Brown November 22, 2006

Ballsick

Blue balls for the heart. Depression caused by the lingering thoughts of one close to the heart.

Dude, Tom Stop being so ballsick....Shizade.
Bitchs make me ballsick.
Man im totally ballsick over Sarah, look at that chick shes pantstastic.

by Mythmaker April 22, 2008

Athletic Ballsnatcher

When someone, usually over the age of 85, rides a bicycle and gets their nutsack stuck in the bicycle chain. It usually results in a painful yet hilarious removal of the scrotal skin from the oiled bike chain.

"Jack, did you see grandpa? Hes down the corner yelling help my nutsacks in the bike chain!" Looks like grandpa had an Athletic Ballsnatcher.

by Jack Smeoff August 1, 2012