National Sweaty Balls Day

National Sweaty Balls Day Takes Place Every January 11th, All Men Are Required to Sniff Their Balls Atleast Once That Day, The Rule Being Upped to Atleast 10 Times if The Person is a Femboy. The Sweatier The Better

"Bro Ron, Today is National Sweaty Balls Day, You Know What That means!"

by Allastorm December 28, 2024

National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day

On March 21 you can punch anyone over 5'8 in the balls. As much as you want. Do it.

Man I'm dreading National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day! My balls have not recovered since the last one!

by skdilde March 28, 2023

National Kick Guys In the Balls Day / August 24th

ANY short girl gets to do this 🙏

"OMG It's National Kick Guys In the Balls Day / August 24th"

by MyNextPolo August 24, 2025

All day balls

The act of not washing your testicles and walking around with sweaty stink ball sacks

Guy 1: yo I'm bout to smash, but I didnt take a shower yet.
Guy 2: Wait! You telling me you got some WAP coming over and you over here with all day balls?!

by Sweatiest of the meats November 28, 2020

Balls appreciation day

The day that all humans appreciate the miracle that is a set of manly balls.

John - Happy ‘balls appreciation day, Buddy’.
Jody - ‘what would we do without em, eh?’
Owen - ‘directly squirt from asshole’?

by Minty burns November 5, 2019

Balls Inspection Day

On October 17th, you and the boys give each other an annual check up for health purposes. Such activities include mutual fondling and the ball durability test.

No way dude, it's Balls Inspection Day! Lemme dab up your little amigos down there.

by gaymfgayming August 18, 2022

National Balls In Ass Day

A holiday that servers as a reminder to the NSFW video of a man farting out his own testicles, typically celebrated on November 23rd.

Man, did you know that National Balls in Ass Day is celebrated on the same day as Toms birthday?

by RcM7034 February 1, 2022