baghdad night bus

When a group of naked men form an orderly line ballsack to ballsack (balls next to balls) hence Baghdad night bus. And when having a "good" time they shout "Baghdad!". The sound of ball "thwacking" can be heard from the UK to Baghdad.

James, kris and Chris had a thwacking Baghdad night bus last night!

by Baghdad Bus Driver December 24, 2014

baghdad breakfast

The contents of one's stomach, found on the pavement after a night on the sauce. So called because of the likeness to what vultures feast on at breakfast time in Baghdad, after a heavy night of bombing a village.

"Fuck me, that was close."
"What happened?"
"I nearly stepped into someone's Baghdad breakfast.

by Sir Donnington Smythe August 28, 2006

baghdad beauty

A guy or girl in uniformed military services that while stationed in Iraq is deemed hot to other military members due to the scarcity of that gender in the area and/or the looseness of the individual while on quarters.

"Man, She thinks she's the queen of this place," said one airman/soldier/sailor/marine.
"I know man she's a real Baghdad Beauty", replied other airman/soldier/sailor/marine.

by WildBill40 February 8, 2014

Baghdad 10

A term used to describe a woman who is significantly more attractive due to scarcity principles.

Coined from soldiers in the Middle East being so deprived of women that any woman around became a dime.

"Ewww bro, why in the hell would you fuck big Vicki?"

"Chill out, everybody went home for winter break and there was nobody else around. She became a Baghdad 10."

by The Carver March 6, 2012

Baghdad Mosquito

Having fecal matter smeared to cover your face completely and then having someone press their balls on your eyes and press their penis down on your nose leaving an imprint that looks like a mosquito.

I caught my girlfriend cheating on me so while she was sleeping I gave her a Baghdad Mosquito.

by hotty1342 June 23, 2008

Baghdad balloon

When you are served dates and you let one rip from excitement while being tea bagged by a hooker.

Dude, you shouldn't have sent me dates, I did a Baghdad balloon on that hooker when I saw them.

Hey dude... That strip club down the street serves dates... I gave that bitch a Baghdad balloon.

by Trashbagbanger December 8, 2010

Baghdad Buckshot

When you say goodbye to a friend who is leaving on his bicycle, and when he isn't looking, you pull out a shotgun and stealthily shoot his rear wheel.

Person 1: On my way home i noticed that my rear wheel was empty. I also had several bullet holes in my back.
Person 2: Haha! The good Ol' Baghdad Buckshot.

by Escii_p August 7, 2018