bricklestun badminton

some shit gerell says so don't question this illiterate saying.

She tried to question the bricklestun badminton that's why she dead (not litereally dead)

by Matthias.M.S December 31, 2021

The Supreme Badminton God

A canadian athlete who is a god at badminton

His name is A$^!@&*** F*_#@^^%$ C$%^8--
HE IS ABSOLUTELY CARCKED
HE IS ALSO A SIMP FOR ASIAN GIRLS

ur mom:Whose the cracked badminton player over there
You: NO WAY THATS THE FUCKING SUPREME BADMINTON GOD
Ur dad: HES LIKE the best god ever
Ur sister: THE supreme badminton god simps for me
the nearby reverse racist: How can he be gud at badminton if hes white

by Supreme Badminton God April 7, 2022

Birdminton

A game played in an inclosed area where blunt objects such as badminton rackets, tennis rackets, etc. are used to kill birds. The game is usually played in a garage or a large barn with many birds and several players. The use of flashlights and dogs is also permitted in most states with the exception of California, Rhode Island and Michigan.

"Those fucking sparrows shit all over my car again. I think it's time we play a little Birdminton."

by steviewonder February 3, 2009

Badamanton

When a black person or some one who thinks there a "badaman" plays badminton.

Gavin:"im sucha badaman" Derick:"Wanna play a game of badamanton ?"

by Duzz Bird October 18, 2010

Ladminton

When you assemble the cheekiest group of banter lads, have a cheeky Nando's and then fuck off down the park for a game of Ladminton!

Lads I'm feeling well cheeky tonight, I fancy a game of Ladminton!

by MJGC2112 April 7, 2019

badmintoning

the act of playing badminton in one word

are you badmintoning today?

by anastacia beaverhousin June 19, 2007

Badmitton

The ultimate sport, mostly played in gym class, the backyards of the elite and the Olympics. Controversial because of claims that birdie can 'suck your eye out.'

Julianna: "You killed the birdie."
Allison: "Sorry, let me ask Mr. Van Sanders to get us that one off the vent on the ceiling."

or

Allison: "Nicole, you are mad sick at Badmitton."

or

Allison: "Are you sad it's the last day of badmitton?"
Kaite: "No."

by Miss Spastic Racket January 27, 2009