A person who cock blocks someone for their own benefit, as apposed to stopping a friend from making a bad decision.
It may be used in many forms
It may be used in many forms
---Verb
-Can you believe I cocked blocked Jon last night. He is going to be so mad when he finds out I got with that chick instead of him. Damn I'm one sly snatch burgling son of a bitch.
-I hope that snatch burgling jock knocked up that girl last night.
---Noun
-Dude I got a disorderly conduct today, because I beat the hell out of that snatch burglar from last night.
-Can you believe I cocked blocked Jon last night. He is going to be so mad when he finds out I got with that chick instead of him. Damn I'm one sly snatch burgling son of a bitch.
-I hope that snatch burgling jock knocked up that girl last night.
---Noun
-Dude I got a disorderly conduct today, because I beat the hell out of that snatch burglar from last night.
by Snatch Burglar DELUX August 18, 2009
1) A villian in the "ass rape man" comics. He commonly tries to steal Ass Rape man's action by trying to butt rape people so that Ass rape man misses the chance, but his plans are generally foiled. In issue #2 The butt burglar tries to ass rape everyone in the city at once using his machine "the ass penetrator 3000" when he tries to harvest all of it he explodes and says ass rape man "Even I knew that much assy pleasure would make you blow up!".
2)One who enjoys ass raping people by "burgaling" their butts.
2)One who enjoys ass raping people by "burgaling" their butts.
1)"Oh butt burglar, Now time for the butt raping of a life time!"
2) "Dude, when you're assleep watch your ass! I heard John was a butt burglar!"
2) "Dude, when you're assleep watch your ass! I heard John was a butt burglar!"
by Rocky Fantana October 18, 2006
Derogatory term for the University of Oklahoma, it's students and/or alumni. Based on the fact that a 'Sooner' is someone who cheated and jumped the gun when the US government gave away the useless land that makes up the state in 1889.
by LA Longhorn October 15, 2009
a woman who takes pleasure and enjoyment or just happens to be able to "steal" men for their girlfriends or wives, the opposite of a woman burglar.
by hellhound9210 July 16, 2009
When a man breaks into another man's house while he's sleeping and aggressively sucks the sleeping man's dick and then runs away.
by Samanthaleer February 01, 2019
Driver: hey lets follow the guy who just passed us
Passenger: Nah, he'll think you're a chicken shit speed burglar
Passenger: Nah, he'll think you're a chicken shit speed burglar
by Bduck1310 January 17, 2017
A surreptitious or malicious person, often female, who performs fellatio on non-single men in an attempt to malign their victims' girlfriend/partner or wholly steal them altogether.
by Canada Chris September 08, 2006