People who are jealous of blondes hair, so they make fucking retarded jokes about them. Actually, some blondes are not stupid. Ever thought of that? Blondes can sometimes be bitches, and so can brunettes, but i think its a pile of fucking bull shit that in every movie i see, the blonde girl is always either the popular bitch, or the goody goody. SO stereotipyical.
Brunette: "HOW DO YOU KILL A BLONDE?"
Other Brunette: "HOW?"
Brunette: "YOU PUT A MIRROR AT A BOTTOM OF A POOL!"
Other Brunette: "OMG!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!! so FUNNY!!"
Blonde: "wow. You are THAT jealous of me, that you have to tell that fucking stupid joke like every time i walk by."
Other Brunette: "HOW?"
Brunette: "YOU PUT A MIRROR AT A BOTTOM OF A POOL!"
Other Brunette: "OMG!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!! so FUNNY!!"
Blonde: "wow. You are THAT jealous of me, that you have to tell that fucking stupid joke like every time i walk by."
by whocaresanyways? January 5, 2010
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2. A person who normally is so insecure with themselves, they have to attack blonds in order to gain higher self-esteem. Just because the media said blonds are sexy.
3. The most common hair color.
2. A person who normally is so insecure with themselves, they have to attack blonds in order to gain higher self-esteem. Just because the media said blonds are sexy.
3. The most common hair color.
That girl is a brunette and thinks blonds are dumb just because she thinks she's ugly.
That boy's hair color is brown, therefore he is a brunette
That boy's hair color is brown, therefore he is a brunette
by The Opinionator March 6, 2010
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some jealous blonde hater ;D
i mean if you didnt like us,
why would you spend all your time, screaming "DUMB, FAKE, EASY?" excuseee me, that we might be more advanced.
but no need to be drinking hater-aid!
i mean if you didnt like us,
why would you spend all your time, screaming "DUMB, FAKE, EASY?" excuseee me, that we might be more advanced.
but no need to be drinking hater-aid!
by phychic master May 30, 2008
Get the brunette mug.A female with brown hair. Typically try to kid themselves into thinking that they're better than blondes.
"All men agree that brunettes should either get some hair dye or kill themselves and rid the world of their presence."
by huv9pwl;ain July 1, 2005
Get the Brunette mug.A woman with brown hair.
Blond hair is thought to be more attractive,raising ego and letting blond women change themselves so people think they're better,because most people know that breast implants can cause infections ;)
Blond hair is thought to be more attractive,raising ego and letting blond women change themselves so people think they're better,because most people know that breast implants can cause infections ;)
by snjkldgdfghdfjkhdfjknvkdb May 30, 2008
Get the brunette mug.A dark (or light depending on the shade, mine is light) hair color. Usually boys go for the blondes instead of this hair color (or black) because it's darker and less noticable. And because yellow is a common boy favorite color, and browns a common least favorite. There's proof all over the place but if a guy doesn't like you, brunettes and black-haired girls, it's only because your less noticed. It's not you! It's them. Blondes and boys usually call it brown which is so freaking annoying! Then the blondes say "oh you can call my hair yellow, if you want." But yellow is a pretty color that wouldn't be the same! Brown is a unlucky color (yeah I have facts to prove it. Copper isn't unlucky though start calling it copper if you can't remember Brunette!)
Brunettes VS blondes: blondes usually win this shit but really none are better. Brunettes usually get bullied.
by 0SquirrelGirl0 January 20, 2017
Get the brunette mug.There are a lot of blondes who would look less pretty with brown hair. A brunette beauty is a girl who has brown hair but looks just as pretty as any blonde does.
Blonde: How would I look with brown hair?
Brunette: Bad.
Blonde: Why?!
Brunette: You don't have brunette beauty.
Brunette: Bad.
Blonde: Why?!
Brunette: You don't have brunette beauty.
by _Milena January 3, 2007
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