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hovering the bleachers

moving around in generally the right area;

playing it safe, covering your ass, overthinking the meaning of something to have multiple options to fall back on that are believed to be approximately correct.
(having guessed the meaning of an unfamiliar word with many synonyms based on context clues, asking if any were correct, and learning they were all at least decently accurate:)
I was kind-of hovering the bleachers with that one, anyway.
by Toa56584 October 22, 2024
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bleachers quarterback

A fierce, know-all football barracker who probably couldn't take the simplest catch himself, but freely sprouts advice as if he is a super star. (1950s)
The game was spoiled by some idiot bleachers quarterback sitting right behind us. He didn't shut up for the entire game.
by G Schymkiw October 25, 2014
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Bleacher Christian

A member of a church who just sits there, listens to the sermon and worship, and leaves. They do not contribute to the ministry at all. They are the worst kind of Christian
Church member 1: Man I wish Dave would come volunteer to help with Bible school.
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst
by A sitter and soaker June 9, 2020
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bleacher troll

Someone who haunts activities and sports on the bleachers and annoys everyone. Parents, participants, coaches, watchers, anyone and everyone.
Dan, was chased off the bleachers again because EVERYONE was sick of that bleacher troll.
by KimKnows November 28, 2021
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Meme Bleacher

Some dumbfuck who makes memes and loves them.
Oh,Pedro is a meme bleacher. He likes his memes
by FuckBoi8283 June 10, 2018
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anus bleacher

Anus Bleacher is someone whom is an asshole in the most stuck up manner possible. The type of guy to go out and fuck 69 year old women cause you know 69
Friend to other friend: dude ignore that guy he’s an anus bleacher
by Pppppachi October 14, 2017
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Bleacher Creature

A bunch of pot heads that chill on the bleachers at their high school or a local high school all day and smoke cigarettes and weed.
P-sped you fucking bleacher creature, go home!
by pinetard January 5, 2010
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