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J.s.m.m.k.a.d.n.b.r.i.o.b.b.f.f.i

Just Saw My Mum Kill a Dog, Not By running it over but by fist fighting it
" DUDE, OMG, J.S.M.M.K.A.D.N.B.R.I.O.B.B.F.F.I!"
by No-_Name July 24, 2024
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d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no
I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d
by zygga April 25, 2025
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B.M.A.B.C.

A Westside Playa's way of life, as described by the great Tupac Shakur himself:

Bottles, Models, Alcohol & Booty Calls.
Witness me ridin' dirty, straight up jocking,

No need to get flirty, they be cock blocking,

I be with your gurlies, straight up mocking,

Rocking, Clocking, Knocking, Flocking.

B.M.A.B.C., bitches.
by King KoN the Amba$$ador. July 8, 2011
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B.M.T.B. (Baby Mama Type Bitch)

An ex girlfriend who always has to stay on your head about something even though you've never had a child with her.
"Why do you always have to be rude to me your such a B.M.T.B. (Baby Mama Type Bitch)"
by Kingg Exodus April 14, 2020
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B.M.A.B.C.

A Westside Playa's way of life, as described by the great Tupac Shakur himself:

Bottles, Models, Alcohol & Booty Calls.
Witness me ridin' dirty, straight up jocking,
No need to get flirty, they be cock blocking,
I be with your gurlies, straight up mocking,
Rocking, Clocking, Knocking, Flocking.
B.M.A.B.C., bitches.
by King KoN the Amba$$ador July 8, 2011
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B.M.A.B.C.

A Westside Playa's way of life, as described by the great Tupac Shakur himself:

Bottles, Models, Alcohol & Booty Calls.
Witness me ridin' dirty, straight up jocking,
Ain't need to get flirty, they be cock blocking,
I be with your gurlies, straight up mocking,
Flocking, Rocking, Clocking.
B.M.A.B.C., bitches.
by King KoN July 8, 2011
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This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B
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