Commander Autopilot

Gay kid from Bergen County, NJ who is obsessed with JFK, thinks Republicans are evil, and is a Catholic fundamentalist freak. Attacks others for no reason. Drives a crappy Geo.

"Commander Autopilot doesn't like girls!"

by Barry G. March 23, 2004

autopilot

To males, the act of urinating without the directional assistance provided by the hands.

I was too busy texting Sally to pee, so I went on autopilot in the bathroom

by themanslut23 July 27, 2009

verbal autopilot

When you don't really want to engage with someone who is telling the same story for the 100th time so you reply with variations of 'Yeah' or 'Dang', 'Wow', 'OMG'. Because you don't want to be rude.

Did Jim tell you that story of when he met Freddy Kruger at that convention, AGAIN?!

Oh yea, but I just went on verbal autopilot during the story.

by Rhondor February 12, 2022

autopilot

to drive home extremely intoxicated and have no recolection in the morning of the ride.

i don't recall how i got home last night but the car is in the driveway.

by TiC_ToK September 27, 2004

Autopilot

The unintentional act of someone falling asleep while giving a BJ and yet still continuing with said BJ while still doing normal functions of the activities

So i was getting a BJ and this girl was on autopilot

by Metal Man XXX core October 4, 2008

Commander Autopilot

An extremely sweet kid from Bergen County, NJ who goes to daycare (see defenition). Can be identified by the his sweet part and high voice. Obsessed with Scott Stevens and NJ Devils. Works his ass off in sped classes but still fails and has a combined SAT score of 600.

There goes Commander Autopilot...Wow, how fuckin sweet is he?

by Barry B July 2, 2004

autopilot

a person completely controlled by society who will never stop once in their life and realize how utterly worthless their existence is.

anyone who adds a definition on urban dictionary after there is already 5 definitions.

by daequan October 30, 2003