August 8

On August 8, your gf has to give you a kiss. No exceptions or excuses, it’s required. Just do it

“Yo bro it’s August 8”
“Yeah so?”
“I’m gonna go get my kiss”

by Thisguy41230827 August 6, 2025

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August 8

National drown your short friend

Oh look its the august 8, national drown your short friend day

by Fat alien whale August 7, 2022

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August 8

The worst day to be born

“Wow august 8th is such a bad day right?”

“Yea imagine being born that day.”

by I hate august 8 August 8, 2020

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Other than the 88 rising rapper August 08, 8/8 is either the end of the world or the start of a new one. A very dramatic day in which you have the opportunity to do extreme whims and hit or miss. Consider it a push from Korean Jesus to encourage your pussical self to do that one thing you've been thinking about all week but seem too shakey in the knees to actually do.

Obama: Man... guess what day it is...
White Obama: Oh shit it's August 8, are you gonna finally gonna run for president?
Obama: It's Nerf or nothing now

by Ayyobich October 20, 2019

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