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the volume in here is astronomical

When this is said, it refers to lots of voices playing in your head at once. You want them to stop talking as they’re annoying you or simply won’t shut up. Sometimes it can be used to express feelings, if you have a massive crush on someone you’d say the phrase.
Guy: I kind of like you
Girl: *takes a screenshot and sends to a friend* The volume in here is astronomical

OR

Guy: Wait what i thought you said-
Girl: The volume in here is astronomical
by cayden is thick June 6, 2020
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The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler

The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.
"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."
by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018
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astronomical fraudfloppian

When a unit or character who used to perform really good ended up performing in such a horrendous way that it is completely justifiable to question their strength in the first place.
That is an astronomical fraudfloppian level of damage!
by little hustler February 5, 2025
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Astronoming

The act of a CEO having an extra marital affair with the CPO, whilst the head of Human Resources watches.
"Oh Andy is definitely Astronoming that chick" - Chris Martin
by TaFdEr July 18, 2025
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Astronomic Chop

ASTRONOMIC CHOOPSS.
there are normall choopsss, sumgood shitt
butt astronomic chopps iss likeee choppin a mix of jesus and fergie.

wind
fire

crazy wheels
mike: yo wanna get some chops?
bruno: how bout some astronomic chops?
mike: ohhh shitttttt!

chops wind fire crazy wheels
by Mikey Bruno March 5, 2011
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The Astronomers

The Astronomers is composed of Ben Baker and Michael Stensland. We currently have no information on which is chaotic and which is calm, but they're still a really cool band that has an EP called Sinking Ships & Story Tales.
Person 1: You ever heard of The Astronomers?
Person 2: No, I actually haven't.
Person 1: You should go check out U F'd Up and Skywalking!
Person 2: What if I don't?
Person 1: You will have bad luck in finding good music, so you better go do it right now.
by Ignika (NoGoodAAAAnames) H. February 28, 2021
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legitimately astronomically

A suspiciously emphatic assertion of high probability
Is it true? The odds are legitimately astronomically in your favor. Would I lie to you?
by d. batman May 29, 2018
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