135° assfuck

When a man gets fucked in the ass by a squirrel in a 135° angle repeatedly cumming in the assfucked man

“Man! Did you hear about that guy who got 135° assfucked by a squirrel?”

by Donsolopponym August 18, 2023

assfuck juice

A concoction made by college students that typically consists of 12 beer (preferably keystone light), a handle of cheap ass vodka (Vitali), 2 juice concentrates (usually lemonade or limeade). Causes you to wake up in the morning feeling like you were just fucked in the ass. A.K.A Pink panty droppers and hop skip and run naked. Makes one hell of a night, but usually ends on a bad note

"Man that was a crazy night and that juice was amazing. It really fucked me in the ass though. What should we call it?"

"How about Assfuck Juice."

by Karl N September 12, 2007

assfuck baby

1. a person somehow conceived and delivered through the anus
2. someone lacking in common sense

You know that John's parents didn't want any more kids. He's their assfuck baby.

by assrasher December 3, 2013

Assfuck of dawn

When you have to wake up so early that the world is fucking you in the ass.

I have to wake up at the assfuck of dawn tomorrow.

by Dak-kota December 6, 2022

The Coles assfucker

When someone is dared to run naked through coles, grab a roast chicken out of the heating box, and fuck it in the ass until one's dick is red and burnt.

" Yo, will told me this story one time of when his frat friends dared him to bang a chicken in a coles, everybody's calling him the coles assfucker now bro!"

by NorrisButtBuddy May 12, 2018

Phineas Assfuck

A worthless, stupid, stubborn human being of the Protestant Evangelical or KJV fundamentalist variety. His head is so far up his own ass he doesn't realize how blind and moronic he is. Usually an online troll.

I'd love to debate the finer points of theology with you but you're being a little trolling Phineas Assfuck.

There's Phineas again, being the whiny Assfuck that he is.

by I mean, yeah November 2, 2018

assfuck nowhere

The place you are left after you drive for hours with a stranger on boatloads of date rape and you get raped...

She was left in assfuck nowhere.

by jrosek July 23, 2009