assassin

a person who will kill you, but has the most hillarious word in the human language.

why sir the assassin may be oh so clever but when they kill you atleast they'll be taking you from behind.

by Miss mavie February 23, 2010

Assassin

Figuratively speaking, a person (usually woman) who "kills" other people with their looks, words or actions. Also known as a player or maneater, people nicknamed Assassin feel as if they are superior to the people around them and look for unsuspecting people for sexual, financial or social gain.

"See that girl over there? People call her Assassin...one look and you're dead."

by assassinakanat September 20, 2006

assassin

the perfect time passer

Dress up like a janitor to gain access to a seedy motel room. Hide out in the bathroom and wait for some pathetic John to call in the local hooker. After he pays for her, but before they start, run out of the bathroom and hit the John with a lead pipe while yelling, "sic semper tyrannis!" Fuck the whore, steal the John's wallet and car and make a dashing escape.

by Marcus Hall January 15, 2004

Assassin

Hillary Clinton

The assassin Hillary Clinton has just murdered Ambassador Stevens in Benghazi

by gimme the money April 25, 2017

assassinate

To do your best to really kill a girl (sexually). A popular cheer from your boys who happen to be watching.

"Hey, I'm 'bout to go assassinate that pussy!" or "Yo, man, assassinate that shit!! Kill it!"

by The Rilz February 5, 2010

Assassin

The act of hiding in a closet and beating off, while someone is in the room unsuspecting. Then jumping out of the closet and busting all over them.

"Yesterday I assassined this one chick, she didn't even know I was there until after I left"

by Marquis February 26, 2005

ASSASSIN

sexiest man on discord, also had sex with your mother.

oh my god assassin just fucked me :D

by ppman132 September 15, 2021