Ass Clown

Smart ass person who thiks their funny
what an ass clown
by KazJermz December 23, 2009
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ASS Clown

A person who normally has a college degree, but, for whatever stroke of bad luck cannot find work in the area he went to school for. He then finds work in a skilled trade, usually a family member sets him up in this job, and then breaks down working conditions for guys in that trade by doing things in a shoddy and dangerous manner and causes others to be laid off because they refuse to do the same.
That ass clown foreman got me smoked because I wouldn't work that hot switch gear alone. These rat bastards are going to get a grievance filed on them when I get to the Union Hall
by Colt357dog April 26, 2015
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Ass clown

did you turn off the water. Stop being an Ass Clown
by Zmon June 21, 2015
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Ass Clown

One who has had their head firmly inserted in their rectum for such a duration of time that they have become high on methane and now think that they are in fact brilliant masterminds of the universe here to solve every problem. Scientific studies have yet to conclude whether breathing your own methane for too long causes permanent mental retardation.
You: Hey what are you doing with these boxes?
Ass clown: Hey don't touch those! They're getting recycled because the earth is green mmmmmmmmmkay!?
You: They're in the doorway ass clown, move 'em!
by Herr der Qual January 21, 2015
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ass clown

A Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority Employee.
"Those ass clowns waste tax dollars like they have their own printing press."
Those ass clowns couldn't pour piss out of their boots if the directions were written on the bottoms."
by snipet May 01, 2008
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Ass Clown

A pompous and inconsiderate person suffering from illusions of importance and grandeur. This person may also exhibit general hostility toward others and display an air of genuine douche baggery if confronted. Such person may make reference to him/herself by using the third person.
Ex: The dude who drives the blindingly yellow Porsche convertible that double-parks each day in the filled to capacity parking garage is a real Ass Clown!

Ex: The dude who just spilled beer on a group of old ladies while plowing through three kids to catch that foul ball at the Royals v. Blue Jays spring training game is a real Ass Clown!
by EPWONG March 29, 2011
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Someone who constantly nit-picks other people's mistakes while simultaneously is completely oblivious of their own.
Mason thinks his crap doesn't stink. He's such an ass clown.
by FRizzo August 06, 2005
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