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shit ass balls ton

Person 1: Hey, did you see how many terrorists are hiding in that building?

Person 2: Yeah, there's a shit ass balls ton!
by Penguin156 August 24, 2009
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Half my ass and both my balls

Used in stating you would wager a large amount on a subject.
I would bet half my ass and both my balls that Pamela Anderson has more STDs than just the Hepatitus C that everyone already knows about.
by Mathias Gruber May 9, 2008
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Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.
by HK Orlando October 19, 2006
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ass balls

when you have shitty old guitar that's extremely out of tune you say "hey connor this guitar sucks ass balls"
guy one: this guitar is out tune
guy 2: yea it sucks ass balls
by donkydick January 1, 2019
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Ass Balls

When your ass cheeks hang down so low, it looks like you have ass balls
Blac Chyna has Ass Balls in her gold swim suit photo shoot on Instagram.
Blac Chyna is famed for displaying her surgically enhanced body and this time,is no different .However,she appeared to rock a bathing suit a number of sizes smaller than her frame. Clad in a bright yellow bathing suit and heels,the glamour model stuck different provocative poses
by Rafe Soon May 30, 2018
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Ass Kicking Ball Massage

Her head game was on point, but when she started rubbing my balls,I could only concentrate on the ass kicking ball massage
by Captain haha August 12, 2021
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Ass balls

by cockandballs500 October 9, 2022
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