Spontaneously Aspirate

To spew, blow chunks, barf, do the technicolor yawn, or simply vomit unexpectedly

"what's that smell?"
"dude, Mikey spontaneously aspirated in my backseat while we were coming home from the party last night. It took me four rolls of paper towel, two bottles of Nil-Odour, and three of those little green tree air freshers to make it even bearable in here"

by GinSeven February 4, 2010

aspirational

Prone to sucking.
'The middle classes are aspirational." = They suck.

'The middle classes are aspirational." = They suck.

by flexicographer August 25, 2022

TRUTH AND ASPIRE(Jen)

Truth, chosen one, Beautiful soul, Would never hurt anyone

Truth and aspire(Jen) was helping out all the souls that were not saved and we're trying to turn them around to Jesus Christ

by Element of surprise September 29, 2022

Aspiring Sophomore Toe

When you got your first and only kiss a month ago and you already want to fuck someone.

Girl: I wanna fuck someone right now, I want a really hot dirty blonde boyfriend to fuck!
Boy: But you got your first kiss a month ago, stop being such an aspiring sophomore toe.

by Jeffsmith1738 May 14, 2018

Aspiring Femboy

A person who is aspiring and basing their entire lives off being a femboy. An aspiring femboy is not a full fledged femboy yet, rather a femboy in training. They will most likely take the "Belle Delphine approach" and start up a freebase website to sell their own bathwater to discord and Reddit mods.

O:"Hey, have I ever told you that I'm an aspiring femboy?"
A:"If you start selling your bathwater on eBay I'm never speaking to you again"

by Imagine being caucasian lol 😷🤢 July 26, 2022