by juney cromer August 02, 2007
An extremely sexy and hilarious actor, that's right i said ACTOR because he CAN act.
Ashton Kutcher is often mistaken for a hippe, someone who can't act, or someone who dates older women.
In truth the only one that is actually correct is the last one, which is a very sad fact.
Ashton Kutcher is often mistaken for a hippe, someone who can't act, or someone who dates older women.
In truth the only one that is actually correct is the last one, which is a very sad fact.
Bob: Aww man, did you see Ashton Kutcher in that movie last night? He's so stupid, plus he's a terrible actor.
Kate: STFU. He happens to be a great actor and a whole lot smarter than you, maybe that's why so many people hire him.
Bob: ... Whatever
Kate: STFU. He happens to be a great actor and a whole lot smarter than you, maybe that's why so many people hire him.
Bob: ... Whatever
by KateeKay February 03, 2009
when you're about to bone a dude you don't really want to bone, so you make a fake vagina with your hands, and the dude gets punk'd by your fake vagina.
I was so drunk last night and I ended up at home with Brad, so I had to ashton kutcher him so he would leave my apartment.
by spread mollusk September 02, 2017