Arisa

Arisa is described as a beautiful mountain flower. Her sister, Sanna, is one too. Actually they are both the same person, just two different names. Arisa is caring and beautiful, her heart is made of gold. She is an angel, but she describes herself as prideful, selfish and ugly. But she is not, sometimes she has a hard time believing people that she is one of the sources of their happiness. Really! Without Arisa they would feel alone or that no one cares about them, but Arisa do and she is the most sincere, lovely and absolute kind hearted person you will ever meet. But be careful, she can be scary if you anger her. She will mostly shut her lips from speaking those mourderous words. Please be careful not to speak shit about her family, friends or those she cares about or anyone in general.

Person 1: Wait, Arisa isn't at school?

Person 2: No, she is sick.
Person 1: (aww, I wanted to see her today.)

Arisa at home
Arisa: *sneeze* I bet no one knows I'm sick or didn't notice.

by CA_Crystal January 10, 2017

Arisht

The best person ever. He will always be there with you to help you with your hard times. He is the nicest guy ever. He is also really funny and the best friends anyone could have. If you are friends with him, you are going to have the best time of your life.

You should be friends with Arisht, he is a great guy

by MassiveDrevil8 November 27, 2019

Aris

Aris is a very rare name. People with the name "Aris" are most often female, that is why meeting a male named "Aris" is quite a spectacle. You should never let go of a person named "Aris". Keep them close to you and never let them go. They are the most understanding people in the world. They have kind hearts and often put others before themselves. They are very generous and forgiving. They are intelligent, cunning, hot, handsome/beautiful, sexy, cool, good dressers, give good hugs, and good with words. They are often serious and give off the first impression of being rather boring, but they are the most interesting once you get to know them. They know how to make you laugh even when you are sad and are the most caring individuals. They are also master at easing situational tension by humiliating themselves to make everyone happy. They are good at analyzing situations and thinking on their feet. They are the best listeners and advice givers. Good at sports, but the best in bed. They also have very kind eyes and a gentle touch that gets anyone to feel loved. They are most often very slender and petite, and look rather weak.

Genie: You have one more wish

Dude: Okay, that's an easy one. I wish I were an Aris.

Genie: Well, Too Bad!! I'm a genie, not a miracle worker. You're not that special.

by pizzaman52 December 17, 2009

Arisa

Thai beauty. Keeper of love. A wonder of a woman. Amazing mother. Wonderful spouse. Charming personality.

Arisa is blessing me with a blasian baby.

by Jnyce79 July 9, 2019

I am not a financial advisor

A term used by degenerates who want the credibility and reputation of an actual financial advisor but don't want the accountability and liability that comes along with it. Mainly used by room temperature IQ individuals on TikTok, Youtube, Twitter, etc under the age 21 who probably don't even have a degree, CFA, or any knowledge about basic economics yet feel the need to give financial advice.

You can find them on social media using terms like #ToTheMoon #Stonks #DiamondHands and bandwagoning the latest hype stock or meme crypto and then never to be seen again until another hype stock is talked about by the masses as they don't know anything else about the financial world other than riding the current trend.

They are somewhat related to furus (fake gurus) who want to sell you $1000 courses on stock market education you could probably find on the internet with a few minutes of research. These wannabe financial advisors love to talk about meme stocks and cryptos as well as telling people to #BuyTheDip or #HODL #DoNotSell while still putting in their disclaimer "All posts are opinions and I do not give buy, hold, or sell recommendations."

The problem with these fake advisors is that they think saying they aren't financial advisors creates a loophole where they can't be held liable for their advice. This is literally the same concept as using copyrighted material and saying "No copyright infringement intended" which completely contradicts their statement.

Actual financial advisor: I use highly complex algorithms and statistical modeling to determine accurate probabilities on my investments and can show you that investing in the S&P500 index has proven to give around a 10% return for the past 10 years

Wannabe financial advisor: stonks go brrr, doge to the moon, buy the dip guys, apes strong together *loses life savings after yoloing it on 0 day expiration options*

Actual financial advisor: This person definitely has "I am not a financial advisor" in their bio

by Mediocre Quant June 17, 2021

ARISBETH

The best girl you would ever meet. So fuckin hot. You can trust this bitch. True Friend. Don't get this girl pissed off cause then you will fuckin see what the fuck she'll do to you. Kick you ass like shit.

My name is Arisbeth.

by minnnnny February 20, 2009

Arisha

Sweet, funny, smart, amazingly perfect with a hot body & great personality. Its kind of like a female version of an Elijah

"Hey man look at that Arisha. She needs to be with an Elijah like me"

by rishalicious February 7, 2010